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 Jul 9 2008, 01:23 AM
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What's your secret to being so awesome? Why haven't I seen you on Oprah before?
*Don't link me to your "how to be manly thread." TO EVERYONE ELSE: Would you have the balls to talk about your freakin' personal problems on national TV?!!!!! |
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Jul 9 2008, 01:25 AM
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 ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Group: Official Member Posts: 1,403 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,173 |
TELL OPRAH MY GOLDFISH DIED
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Jul 9 2008, 01:32 AM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
She wouldn't let me on because I'd eat all of the fat kids in that "Honey, We're Killing the Kids" segment.
I will share a story with you on how to be like me. In the '80s I was a stunt double for Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Predator, when they needed to make him look more muscular in certain scenes. Late one night, I was bench pressing an 800 lb. tiger carcass I found in the jungle when I noticed Jesse Ventura peeking in my tent with his huge chin. He was taking notes on my perfect form, so all of a sudden I lifted the tiger carcass over my head and screamed "GEET OOOOOOUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!" and threw it at him. |
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Jul 9 2008, 01:34 AM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
Another golden post courtesy of Reidar.
 Though that doesn't really answer my question. ;[ I need some directions, yo. |
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Jul 9 2008, 01:35 AM
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٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Group: Official Member Posts: 1,403 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,173 |
Juna, go to my VITAS thread
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Jul 9 2008, 01:36 AM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
QUOTE(salcha4u @ Jul 9 2008, 01:35 AM)  Juna, go to my VITAS thread Yeah, I'm watching right now.
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