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Vending Machine, Oops, i droped my pride...
foxx
post Jun 21 2008, 11:59 AM
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you get a good snack, but as soon as you eat it, you get hit by a car and have amnesia so you can't remember how good it was. XD.gif

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Splek
post Jun 21 2008, 03:26 PM
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you get used pants... with a used dildo in the pocket...

i get a Death Note because i always wanted one...

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MarcelleB
post Jun 21 2008, 03:27 PM
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you get a shredded up death note ripped in half

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Splek
post Jun 21 2008, 07:06 PM
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i think i can still use it, the Death Note doesint have to be whole to use...

you get a broken robot... thats it...

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ToxicTaco
post Jun 22 2008, 11:31 AM
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You get a bottle of propel (Berry flavor)
 
Splek
post Jun 22 2008, 11:35 AM
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you get a bag of Pleasure!
and you also get a bag of Business!
but never mix them...
we learn that valuable lesson in an episode of the Andy Milonakis Show...

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JokeInsideJoke
post Jun 24 2008, 12:30 PM
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you get to be happy because i am on!

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MarcelleB
post Jun 24 2008, 12:32 PM
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you get nothing because the machine needs to be restocked with random stuff

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JokeInsideJoke
post Jun 24 2008, 12:50 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-)
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you get not random stuff

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ToxicTaco
post Jun 24 2008, 12:52 PM
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You get your coin back. :P

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JokeInsideJoke
post Jun 24 2008, 12:58 PM
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you get your other * thing

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Splek
post Jun 24 2008, 04:10 PM
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i knew that joke would be told soon enough...

you get an emo kit...

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JokeInsideJoke
post Jun 24 2008, 04:15 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-)
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you get a gay man in a thong

*Inserts Coin*
 
Splek
post Jun 24 2008, 04:47 PM
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you get sex by the same man

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ANG33ZY
post Jun 24 2008, 05:07 PM
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"PHAIL"

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Splek
post Jun 24 2008, 05:10 PM
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you get love... from Michel Jackson...

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JokeInsideJoke
post Jun 24 2008, 07:34 PM
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you get a fat ass

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AimeeLynn
post Jun 24 2008, 08:33 PM
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you get shat on.

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dispn0ygonekrazy
post Jun 24 2008, 08:35 PM
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"Crane Noise Here"

"Crane noise Stops"

"Drop"

"Ding Ding we got a winner"

"Your Prize is"

"Halo-Halo"

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MarcelleB
post Jun 24 2008, 09:15 PM
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you get a brand new trikee for your insane imagination

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JokeInsideJoke
post Jun 24 2008, 09:28 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-)
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you get a bitch

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Splek
post Jun 24 2008, 09:59 PM
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you get magic... made of paper... use your imagination...

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JokeInsideJoke
post Jun 24 2008, 10:00 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-)
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you get a tape of your parents f**king

*Inserts Coin*
 
MarcelleB
post Jun 24 2008, 10:07 PM
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you get my famous sex tape featuring me and the bitch u gave me paris hilton

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JokeInsideJoke
post Jun 24 2008, 10:08 PM
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you av. gets pants

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