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 Apr 28 2008, 05:45 AM
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Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
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Apr 28 2008, 05:56 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
awwww
poor thing. |
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Apr 29 2008, 09:51 PM
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lmao.
the whole time i was thinking, "why in the hell is a turtle trying to climb a tree?" |
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May 2 2008, 10:44 PM
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 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
 ....  poor little turtle/bird
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