Phone Sex, How to make it not awkward Options

[Melissa]

Dear Alice,

My boyfriend and I live on opposites sides of the world. We have joked about phone sex, but I am really shy, so I don't know how to approach it. How would I initiate it over the phone?



Dear Reidar,

Phone sex is no laughing matter to many couples who, for job, school, military, and/or other reasons, can't be intimate in person. Tele-fooling around can be a relationship-saver, and gives new meaning to the term "hotline." That said, satellite sex, even for partners who frequently partake, is often difficult for even the most adventurous to initiate at first — and often gets easier with practice. This makes sense since sex usually involves at least two people touching each other in some way: hugging, kissing, caressing, inserting, receiving, and so on. Then there's the eye contact, absent during phone sex unless you've gone Jetson with a video cam. Plus most phone use is nonsexual. No wonder you feel shy about pushing your boyfriend's buttons.

If you think about it, though, the two of you have already placed the phone sex call by joking about it, which at least raised the possibility of doing it. Maybe you could stay on that line with something like, "Hey Buttercup, remember our phone sex idea... Well...?" How ever either of you bring it up, it might help to close your eyes and imagine that the other is right there next to you. Turn off the lights, put on some sex music... create an environment that sets the mood, which could even mean getting naked. And while you're both at it, you could also prep for the call by getting in touch with yourself as if you were starting to masturbate. A little telephone foreplay might make it feel more natural to start the sexual connection on the phone because it would really be a continuation of what's already begun.

Now that you're in the mood, here are some words that might ring your boyfriend's bell, and keep him on the line for a long time:

* "Operator, I need some assistance."
* "What are you wearing... or not wearing?"
* "Your voice makes me __________."
* "I love when you put your __________ on/in my __________. "
* "The next time I see you, I'm going to __________."
* "Is that a cell phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

You could also forgo some of the spontaneity by making a phone sex date so that both of you know the general plan, and might think ahead of time about what you can do when you answer or make the call(s).

Also know that phone conversations — especially ones on cell and cordless phones — are not always private. Who hasn't been on the phone when all of a sudden you're part of others' conversations, or they're a part of yours?

Hope these suggestions help. Gotta go now, something's vibrating.

[eeonz]

Now that you're in the mood, here are some words that might ring your boyfriend's bell, and keep him on the line for a long time:

* "Is that a cell phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Way to kill the mood! I know that one would give me a giggle fit :P

[Luna5]

OMG! I hate it when guys try to have phone sex with me. It's so weird I'm not the "verbal type lover" any way. It just makes my skin crawl.

[Sprague]

* "Is that a cell phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

I agree with eeonz, I'd bust up laughing XD

[*paperplane*]

I honestly cannot imagine a way in which phone sex would not be awkward.

[AimeeLynn]

^ agreed

[Rosalin]

this is funny

[Reidar]

For an instant, I saw "Dear Reader" as "Dear Reidar".

[Glamourouz]

No matter how it's approached, phone sex would always seem awkward to me

[Melissa]

For an instant, I saw "Dear Reader" as "Dear Reidar".

But... it DOES say Dear Reidar.

[AimeeLynn]

It's awkward in the beginning but towards the middle you get into it. But not gonna lie towards the end when you finish it's really awkward...

[Reidar]

But... it DOES say Dear Reidar.

You will pay.

[madilove]

I don't see how people can do phone sex..
I mean if I'm on the phone with someone and they say something like
"I'm going to hug you when I see you next!"
I don't know how to react so I throw out an awkward "aw"

How would I be expected to react to
"The next time I see you I want to thrust my penis into your vaginal cavity so hard, baby!"

Would I still throw out that awkward aw? I don't think so.


And I know that's not how people actually say it, that's just how I imagine it would happen.

[LoveToMySilas]

Surprisingly, I couldn't tell if the post was being serious or not. It seemed pretty helpful to me. Jk. I only tried it one time and even then it was pretty awkward. I had to be really quiet, but thats because I was in public at the time. IT WAS ONE TIME!

[fagget]

Yeah, phone sex is pretty awkward.
When ever I sense that a guy is trying to hint it, I tell them I have to go.