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 May 19 2008, 09:48 PM
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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" She asked. "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!" "Oh, that" she said… "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for a few months to see if it is a girl!!!" Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerously intelligent! |
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May 19 2008, 09:49 PM
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 AIDS at RAVES. Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,386 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 598,878 |
haha thats funny, the guys a sucker, lol
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May 19 2008, 09:51 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
That was funnier than the dead bodies one.
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May 20 2008, 05:34 PM
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May 21 2008, 09:06 AM
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 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
 lmao!
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May 21 2008, 09:12 AM
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 <(^_^<) DANCE!(>^_^)> Group: Official Member Posts: 1,304 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,621 |
 sounds like something i would do! 
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May 21 2008, 09:24 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
lol did the guy really think it was a good joke to say that?
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May 26 2008, 11:34 PM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
shes intelligent for that preganancy comeback?
whatev. |
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May 30 2008, 01:48 PM
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 Oh Wow ... Group: Official Designer Posts: 688 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 468,522 |
hahahaha. I like it.
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