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post Mar 27 2008, 05:05 PM
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I had a bet on a football game with my best friend, and he won. I didn't have the money to pay him, so I offered him one night with my girlfriend instead to pay off the debt.

That night I invited him to my house, and the three of us (me, my friend, and my girlfriend) were playing Monopoly. We played for 3 hours until my girlfriend eventually won with the three Hotels she owned on Parkside and Boardwalk. We all were tired and popped in a DVD of Ella Enchanted and watched it. My girlfriend got tired and went upstairs to go to bed. I joined her in a bit, while my friend stayed in the living room watching the DVD.

Moments later, while me and my girlfriend were sleeping, I slipped out of the room, and told my friend to wear my clothes and spray my cologne on. He put on my clothes and ran upstairs to my bedroom. He went to bed with her, and they had sex for 2 minutes until she notice that she wasn't being satisfied as she was use to. She looked down at the penetration and noticed his dick was too small than usual. She got suspicious and turned on the table lamp nearby and saw that it wasn't me.
 

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Tungster   problem   Mar 27 2008, 05:05 PM
Steven   Solution.   Mar 27 2008, 05:07 PM
danceeNAKED   please tell me this is a joke...you must really no...   Mar 27 2008, 05:15 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 27 2008, 06:05 PM) I...   Mar 27 2008, 05:16 PM
giraffe   HAH! liar! you know damn well i am bigger ...   Mar 27 2008, 06:04 PM
Tungster   pix nao of it sandy.   Mar 27 2008, 06:27 PM
Melie   so where's the problem here? that the gf might...   Mar 27 2008, 06:35 PM
1angel3   Interesting. I find it hard to believe that you wo...   Mar 27 2008, 06:43 PM
Tungster   What if he wanted the money now, and not later?   Mar 27 2008, 08:08 PM
1angel3   QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 27 2008, 06:08 PM) W...   Mar 27 2008, 08:26 PM
Steven   QUOTE(1angel3 @ Mar 27 2008, 08:26 PM) We...   Mar 27 2008, 08:32 PM
nguoicasison   diss so damm NUB tungg.. u sux withh makin storry....   Mar 27 2008, 08:14 PM
nguoicasison   EY angell.. y u soo sexii..?   Mar 27 2008, 08:28 PM
chocokissez   tung.. you got problems man.   Mar 27 2008, 08:29 PM
nguoicasison   choco coco puff... u gott probleemm..   Mar 27 2008, 08:30 PM
chocokissez   wtf. that's not my name. thanks.   Mar 27 2008, 08:31 PM
nguoicasison   uhh ye.. coco puff...   Mar 27 2008, 08:31 PM
chocokissez   Ngoc..whatever the hell your name is. Just stfu pl...   Mar 27 2008, 08:34 PM
nguoicasison   QUOTE(chocokissez @ Mar 27 2008, 09:34 PM...   Mar 27 2008, 08:35 PM
chocokissez   no   Mar 27 2008, 08:37 PM
Freeborn-Kiwi   April Fools is next week. If this is true, I am di...   Mar 27 2008, 08:37 PM
nguoicasison   QUOTE(Freeborn-Kiwi @ Mar 27 2008, 09...   Mar 27 2008, 08:38 PM
Freeborn-Kiwi   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 27 2008, 09:38 P...   Mar 27 2008, 08:39 PM
nguoicasison   w/e u facee!!   Mar 27 2008, 08:39 PM
Freeborn-Kiwi   sthu sm   Mar 27 2008, 08:40 PM
giraffe   as much of a c**t tung can be sometimes, do you gu...   Mar 27 2008, 08:44 PM
Tungster   QUOTE(giraffe @ Mar 27 2008, 06:44 PM) as...   Mar 27 2008, 09:15 PM
1angel3   QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 27 2008, 07:15 PM) L...   Mar 27 2008, 09:19 PM
sparrowdust   QUOTE(giraffe @ Mar 27 2008, 09:44 PM) he...   Mar 27 2008, 11:35 PM
Just_Dream   QUOTE(giraffe @ Mar 27 2008, 06:44 PM) as...   Mar 28 2008, 03:26 PM
1angel3   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 27 2008, 06:28 P...   Mar 27 2008, 09:03 PM
Heathasm   QUOTEmy girlfriend eventually won with the three H...   Mar 27 2008, 10:04 PM
sugarrcube   QUOTE(Heathasm @ Mar 27 2008, 05:04 PM) h...   Mar 28 2008, 06:44 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(sugarrcube @ Mar 28 2008, 07:44 PM)...   Mar 29 2008, 02:50 AM
Tungster   QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 29 2008, 12:50 AM...   Mar 29 2008, 02:51 AM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 29 2008, 03:51 AM) w...   Mar 29 2008, 03:12 AM
nguoicasison   QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 29 2008, 04:12 AM...   Mar 29 2008, 07:16 AM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 29 2008, 08:16 A...   Mar 30 2008, 01:57 AM
PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL   QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 30 2008, 02:57 AM...   Mar 30 2008, 08:23 AM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL @ Mar 30 2008, 09...   Mar 30 2008, 11:21 AM
Spencer   QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 30 2008, 11:21 AM...   Mar 30 2008, 11:29 AM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(Spencer @ Mar 30 2008, 12:29 PM) It...   Mar 30 2008, 12:53 PM
sparrowdust   QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 30 2008, 01:53 PM...   Mar 30 2008, 03:42 PM
Tungster   QUOTE(sparrowdust @ Mar 30 2008, 01:42 PM...   Mar 30 2008, 03:48 PM
sparrowdust   QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 30 2008, 04:48 PM) D...   Mar 30 2008, 06:10 PM
Spencer   QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 30 2008, 12:53 PM...   Mar 30 2008, 05:06 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(Spencer @ Mar 30 2008, 06:06 PM) Wo...   Mar 30 2008, 05:08 PM
Just_Dream   QUOTE(Tungster @ Mar 29 2008, 12:51 AM) w...   Mar 29 2008, 03:12 AM
shann-oh-man   i don't understand why you told him to hangout...   Mar 27 2008, 11:11 PM
pandora   QUOTEnoticed his dick was too small than usual se...   Mar 27 2008, 11:47 PM
Tungster   17 User(s) are reading this topic (14 Guests and 1...   Mar 28 2008, 01:06 AM
ms-jojo   I guess sex is a hot topic. xD   Mar 28 2008, 01:09 AM
pandora   smaller than usual implies that she is used to the...   Mar 28 2008, 01:15 AM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(pandora @ Mar 28 2008, 02:15 AM) sm...   Mar 28 2008, 02:00 PM
aaayotiffany   dang, that is really messed up and a very jerk thi...   Mar 28 2008, 02:08 PM
Steven   QUOTEAnd seriously, you actually LET another girl ...   Mar 28 2008, 05:53 PM
Just_Dream   I meant GUY. Innocent typo.. Innocent I tellz j00...   Mar 28 2008, 06:31 PM
Steven   It changes the entire thing, though. Knowing Tung...   Mar 28 2008, 06:32 PM
Just_Dream   Well not entirely. You know Tung would like watchi...   Mar 28 2008, 06:34 PM
Steven   Man that Bros before Hos shit is so stupid. I...   Mar 28 2008, 06:35 PM
Just_Dream   Naw it's cool. I think Tung said it before and...   Mar 28 2008, 06:37 PM
Tungster   Lol Christina, I thought it was established this w...   Mar 29 2008, 02:11 AM
Just_Dream   lul who knows? I didn't take it seriously anyw...   Mar 29 2008, 02:32 AM
sugarrcube   umm i aint 10th grade lol. tung called me ugly l...   Mar 29 2008, 02:13 PM
nguoicasison   dat avvatur pic u or not...?   Mar 29 2008, 02:14 PM
sugarrcube   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 29 2008, 09:14 A...   Mar 29 2008, 02:17 PM
nguoicasison   justt putt likee plasticc bagg r sumthang..   Mar 29 2008, 02:18 PM
Tungster   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 29 2008, 12:18 P...   Mar 29 2008, 02:21 PM
nguoicasison   LMAO... sugarrrcubee.. mee just playin.. u finee....   Mar 29 2008, 02:23 PM
sugarrcube   fine i'll change it!!! lmao.   Mar 29 2008, 07:54 PM
nguoicasison   QUOTE(sugarrcube @ Mar 29 2008, 08:54 PM)...   Mar 29 2008, 08:59 PM
sugarrcube   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 29 2008, 03:59 P...   Mar 29 2008, 09:08 PM
Keelo   QUOTE(sugarrcube @ Mar 29 2008, 07:08 PM)...   Mar 29 2008, 09:10 PM
MissHygienic   Wow, between the conversation of those two, I feel...   Mar 29 2008, 08:05 PM
YaGurlSukedMe2SLeep   houdini   Mar 29 2008, 08:23 PM
sourire   I suppose you could always tell her that if she re...   Mar 29 2008, 08:46 PM
Keelo   Tell her it was all just a bad dream and that you ...   Mar 29 2008, 08:50 PM
nguoicasison   putt u cutee picc bak.. putt it bak avatur..   Mar 29 2008, 09:10 PM
sugarrcube   ok imma listen to keelo lol   Mar 29 2008, 09:21 PM
Tungster   wtf?   Mar 30 2008, 02:21 PM
Tamacracker   Just sayin   Mar 30 2008, 02:29 PM
Tungster   I know, but just play nice everyone.   Mar 30 2008, 03:17 PM
PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL   QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 30 2008, 12:21 PM...   Mar 30 2008, 04:00 PM
Tungster   ...cmon guys cut the shit.   Mar 30 2008, 05:35 PM
LoveToMySilas   Tung, if this is true, thats kinda...sad. How did ...   Mar 30 2008, 06:22 PM
Tungster   QUOTE(LoveToMySilas @ Mar 30 2008, 04:22 ...   Jul 29 2008, 05:20 PM


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