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CHAPTER ONE

VERY IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW ABOUT FRENCH

as every latin language, it is harder than english so you must be a hero for learn it, and you MUST get a lots of courage!

HURRAY HURRAY now let's go

a lots of words look like english word they are the transparent word

a lots of word look like the english word but the yare totaly diferent, let's call 'em the muthaf**kin word!

exemple of :

Blu = Bleu.this is a transparent!
Idiot = Idiot again a transparent !

Sit / Site ( website ) pronounced as Sit down THIS is a muthaf**kin word
Actualy = Enfait / Actuellement = At this moment ANOTHER MUTHAf**kIN WORD , Die muthaf**kin word DIE DIE DIE SLOW

NOW LET'S ROCK AGAIN BABY

Lecon 1: I/YOU/HE/THEY...


I = JE
YOU = TU
HE/SHE/IT = IL/ELLE
WE = NOUS
YOU = VOUS
THEY = ILS/ELLES

MY = MON
YOUR = TON
HIS/HER = SON
OUR = NOTRE
YOUR = VOTRE
THEIR = LEUR

ME = MOI
YOU = TOI
HIM/HER = LUI/ELLE
US = NOUS
YOU = VOUS
THEM = EUX

Lecon 2: The present

terminason =

e
es
e
ons
ez
ent

Regular verbe, exemple with Manger = eat

Je mange
Tu manges
Il/Elle Mange
Nous Mangeons
Vous Mangez
Ils/Elles Mangent

Lecon 3:Useful expressions/words


YO WASSUP n*gga I f**kED YO MOM = Wesh gros bien ou quoi je nike ta mère.

Hello I'm B-NOX = Bonjour/Salut Je suis B-NOX/ Je m'apelle B-NOX

How are you today ? = Comment vas-tu aujourd'hui?

What's your name = Comment tu t'apells

Where can I buy some food ?= Où puis'je acheter de la nourriture ?

Hello Police i'm lost in paris ( f**k da police ) = Police, je suis perdu à paris ( nike la police )

You are so pretty, I love you so much = Tu es si belle ( for girl ) /beau ( for boy ) , Je t'aime beaucoup.

Yes = Oui
No = Non
Maybe/Perhaps = Peut-être
For Sure = Bien Sur
How = Comment
For = Pour
Be = être
Open = Ouvrir
Kill = Tuer
One Eye = Un Oeil
2 3 4 5 6 Eyes = 2 3 4 5 6 Yeux
From ... To = De ... à
Girl = Fille
Boy = Garçon/Homme
Human = Humain
Bed = Lit
Pizza = Pizza
Hands = Main
Head = Tête
Hairs = Cheuveux
Cake = Gâteaux
Copybook = Cahier
Book = Livre
Good Bye = Aurevoir
THE = Le ( boy ) La ( girl ) Les ( a lots of girl/boy )

La voiture
Les voitures
Le monsieur ( sir )
Les messieurs

This car is blu = Cette voiture est bleue
This sandwich is for gay = Ce sandwich est pour les gays




Lecon 4: Some iregular verbe

I am = Je suis
You Are = Tu es
He is = Il est
We are = Nous sommes
you are = Vous êtes
They are = Ils sont

I go to... = je vais à
You go = Tu vas
He goes = Il va
We go = Nous allons
You go = Vous allez
They go = Ils vont

Lecon 5: Some adjective

Pretty/good looking = Belle ( girl ) Beau ( boy )
Ugly = Horrible
Tall = grand
slim = mègre
Fat = gros
n*gga = Negro
Magnificent = Magnifique
Strong = Fort
Bad = Nul

Lecon 6: Color

White = Blanc
Black = Noir
Orange = Orange
Blu = Bleu
Green = Vert
Purple = Violet
Brown = Marron
Pink = Rose
Silver = Argenté
Golden = Doré
Yellow = Jaune
Red = Rouge

Lecon 7 : Numbers

One = Un
Two = Deux
Three = Trois
Four = Quatre
Five = Cinq
Six = Six
Seven = Sept
Eight = Huit
Nine = Neuf
Ten = Dix
eleven = Onze
Twelve = Douze
Thirteen = Treize
Fourteen = Quatorze
Fifteen = Quinze
Sixteen = Seize
Seventeen = Dixsept
Eighteen = Dixhuit
Nineteen = Dixneuf
Twenty = Vingt
Twenty one... = Vingt et un
Twenty Two = Vingt Deux
Twenty Three = Vingt Trois...


EXERCICE OF THE CHAPTER ONE :


Ttranslate in french:

I eat some food. =

I am a beautiful lady. =

You are ugly. =

He is realy idiot. =

This bed is Brown =

She goes from Paris to the West Side =


Put your grade on /6.

( I've got 6/6 cool.gif )

How To Learn The French. By B-NOX (1992 - 2074 )Copyrights 2008
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bonus: some french injure = Insultes

Suck My Dick Bitch = Suce ma bite sale pute
Son of a bitch = Fils de pute
You're mother the bitch who sucks in the catacomb = Ta mère la pute qui suce dans les catacombe
...


Now You Learnt some french useful thingn you acn act cool with yo homiez with french speaking

Have a nice day and Aurevoiiiiiiiiiiir people ( peuple )
 

Posts in this topic
Be-Faithful   Who Wanna Learn The French   Mar 20 2008, 03:07 PM
Insurmountable   I thought you were only supposed to post in that t...   Mar 20 2008, 03:09 PM
nguoicasison   oh dam b.nox.. YO TEACH ME FRENNCH... QUOTE(Insurm...   Mar 20 2008, 04:37 PM
Be-Faithful   No way now i'm a free french teacher   Mar 20 2008, 03:15 PM
Be-Faithful   SHIT nobody is interessed in french   Mar 20 2008, 04:01 PM
Be-Faithful   howhowhow arent you at work nquokasuckaz   Mar 20 2008, 04:38 PM
nguoicasison   get 2 go home fool!!! YAY!!...   Mar 20 2008, 04:48 PM
Tamacracker   Anyone here who speaks spanish or italian, I'd...   Mar 20 2008, 04:50 PM
nguoicasison   uh... ye.. n learn jamaican n amish 2... moron..   Mar 20 2008, 04:53 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 20 2008, 05:53 P...   Mar 20 2008, 04:58 PM
nguoicasison   french aint easy 4 sum peep..   Mar 20 2008, 05:02 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(nguoicasison @ Mar 20 2008, 06:02 P...   Mar 20 2008, 05:33 PM
nguoicasison   thats just what you think.. n they aint you.. ...   Mar 20 2008, 05:39 PM
karmakiller   Nein, Deutsch ist besser! Deutsch ist ein sehr...   Mar 20 2008, 05:43 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(karmakiller @ Mar 20 2008, 06:43 PM...   Mar 20 2008, 07:01 PM
pandora   oui oui* I eat some food. = Je mange de nourrit...   Mar 20 2008, 06:19 PM
Synesthesia   QUOTE(pandora @ Mar 20 2008, 07:19 PM) ou...   Mar 20 2008, 06:28 PM
karmakiller   QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Mar 20 2008, 06:28 PM...   Mar 20 2008, 06:57 PM
Be-Faithful   QUOTE(pandora @ Mar 21 2008, 12:19 AM) ou...   Mar 21 2008, 01:37 AM
Teesa   je peux parler francais aussi. c'est ma mineur...   Mar 20 2008, 06:53 PM
karmakiller   "No, German is better! German is a very r...   Mar 20 2008, 07:12 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(karmakiller @ Mar 20 2008, 08:12 PM...   Mar 20 2008, 08:15 PM
karmakiller   Maybe you just need a softer speaking German LOL....   Mar 20 2008, 08:49 PM
Autobahn   j'adore parler francais, mais je deteste class...   Mar 20 2008, 09:28 PM
pandora   i always say de nourriture and my parents never co...   Mar 21 2008, 02:19 AM
Teesa   je m'en fiche, je peux utiliser les mots choue...   Mar 21 2008, 08:43 AM
BLAZINASIAN   QUOTEYou are so pretty, I love you so much = Tu es...   Mar 24 2008, 11:51 PM
Be-Faithful   QUOTE(BLAZINASIAN @ Mar 25 2008, 05:51 AM...   Mar 25 2008, 01:42 AM
nguoicasison   QUOTE(Be-Faithful @ Mar 25 2008, 02...   Mar 25 2008, 03:12 PM
BLAZINASIAN   QUOTE(Be-Faithful @ Mar 25 2008, 01...   Mar 25 2008, 05:19 PM
kryogenix   Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble.   Mar 25 2008, 12:00 AM
Sulfur   French is useless in my opinion. Just a beautiful ...   Mar 25 2008, 01:06 AM
pandora   YOU'RE USELESS.   Mar 25 2008, 01:12 AM
Be-Faithful   OH MY CHIPS tigur yea yea go to work biaaaaaaaaa...   Mar 25 2008, 03:14 PM
misoshiru   Io non parlo francese, ma parlo italiano.   Mar 25 2008, 03:32 PM
Be-Faithful   anch'io parlo l'italiano   Mar 25 2008, 03:33 PM
Be-Faithful   Gross ! ! !   Apr 3 2008, 03:00 PM
Sandraaa   Aww. I love your tiny mistakes. Oh, Trish, it...   Apr 3 2008, 03:15 PM
Reconditee   I wish I knew enough to make a smart ass comment t...   Apr 3 2008, 03:35 PM
Be-Faithful   f**k the other french teachaaaaz MEEEEEEEEE i...   Apr 3 2008, 03:36 PM
Sandraaa   f**k you!! Frenchy.   Apr 3 2008, 03:41 PM
Be-Faithful   oh my god   Apr 3 2008, 03:42 PM
Reconditee   I'm sure you speak the goodest engrish too.   Apr 3 2008, 03:49 PM
Be-Faithful   fo sho   Apr 3 2008, 03:57 PM
PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL   wat u sayy PENUS frennch...? QUOTE(Be-Faithfu...   Apr 3 2008, 04:44 PM
ojairus   fille like mon font penis   Apr 3 2008, 05:13 PM
PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL   QUOTE(ojairus @ Apr 3 2008, 06:13 PM) fil...   Apr 3 2008, 05:50 PM
Reconditee   Oh, oh! Je veux te deshabiller avec les dents...   Apr 3 2008, 05:30 PM


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