Who Wanna Learn The French, ? |
Who Wanna Learn The French, ? |
Mar 20 2008, 03:07 PM
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CHAPTER ONE
VERY IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW ABOUT FRENCH as every latin language, it is harder than english so you must be a hero for learn it, and you MUST get a lots of courage! HURRAY HURRAY now let's go a lots of words look like english word they are the transparent word a lots of word look like the english word but the yare totaly diferent, let's call 'em the muthaf**kin word! exemple of : Blu = Bleu.this is a transparent! Idiot = Idiot again a transparent ! Sit / Site ( website ) pronounced as Sit down THIS is a muthaf**kin word Actualy = Enfait / Actuellement = At this moment ANOTHER MUTHAf**kIN WORD , Die muthaf**kin word DIE DIE DIE SLOW NOW LET'S ROCK AGAIN BABY Lecon 1: I/YOU/HE/THEY... I = JE YOU = TU HE/SHE/IT = IL/ELLE WE = NOUS YOU = VOUS THEY = ILS/ELLES MY = MON YOUR = TON HIS/HER = SON OUR = NOTRE YOUR = VOTRE THEIR = LEUR ME = MOI YOU = TOI HIM/HER = LUI/ELLE US = NOUS YOU = VOUS THEM = EUX Lecon 2: The present terminason = e es e ons ez ent Regular verbe, exemple with Manger = eat Je mange Tu manges Il/Elle Mange Nous Mangeons Vous Mangez Ils/Elles Mangent Lecon 3:Useful expressions/words YO WASSUP n*gga I f**kED YO MOM = Wesh gros bien ou quoi je nike ta mère. Hello I'm B-NOX = Bonjour/Salut Je suis B-NOX/ Je m'apelle B-NOX How are you today ? = Comment vas-tu aujourd'hui? What's your name = Comment tu t'apells Where can I buy some food ?= Où puis'je acheter de la nourriture ? Hello Police i'm lost in paris ( f**k da police ) = Police, je suis perdu à paris ( nike la police ) You are so pretty, I love you so much = Tu es si belle ( for girl ) /beau ( for boy ) , Je t'aime beaucoup. Yes = Oui No = Non Maybe/Perhaps = Peut-être For Sure = Bien Sur How = Comment For = Pour Be = être Open = Ouvrir Kill = Tuer One Eye = Un Oeil 2 3 4 5 6 Eyes = 2 3 4 5 6 Yeux From ... To = De ... à Girl = Fille Boy = Garçon/Homme Human = Humain Bed = Lit Pizza = Pizza Hands = Main Head = Tête Hairs = Cheuveux Cake = Gâteaux Copybook = Cahier Book = Livre Good Bye = Aurevoir THE = Le ( boy ) La ( girl ) Les ( a lots of girl/boy ) La voiture Les voitures Le monsieur ( sir ) Les messieurs This car is blu = Cette voiture est bleue This sandwich is for gay = Ce sandwich est pour les gays Lecon 4: Some iregular verbe I am = Je suis You Are = Tu es He is = Il est We are = Nous sommes you are = Vous êtes They are = Ils sont I go to... = je vais à You go = Tu vas He goes = Il va We go = Nous allons You go = Vous allez They go = Ils vont Lecon 5: Some adjective Pretty/good looking = Belle ( girl ) Beau ( boy ) Ugly = Horrible Tall = grand slim = mègre Fat = gros n*gga = Negro Magnificent = Magnifique Strong = Fort Bad = Nul Lecon 6: Color White = Blanc Black = Noir Orange = Orange Blu = Bleu Green = Vert Purple = Violet Brown = Marron Pink = Rose Silver = Argenté Golden = Doré Yellow = Jaune Red = Rouge Lecon 7 : Numbers One = Un Two = Deux Three = Trois Four = Quatre Five = Cinq Six = Six Seven = Sept Eight = Huit Nine = Neuf Ten = Dix eleven = Onze Twelve = Douze Thirteen = Treize Fourteen = Quatorze Fifteen = Quinze Sixteen = Seize Seventeen = Dixsept Eighteen = Dixhuit Nineteen = Dixneuf Twenty = Vingt Twenty one... = Vingt et un Twenty Two = Vingt Deux Twenty Three = Vingt Trois... EXERCICE OF THE CHAPTER ONE : Ttranslate in french: I eat some food. = I am a beautiful lady. = You are ugly. = He is realy idiot. = This bed is Brown = She goes from Paris to the West Side = Put your grade on /6. ( I've got 6/6 How To Learn The French. By B-NOX (1992 - 2074 )Copyrights 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------- bonus: some french injure = Insultes Suck My Dick Bitch = Suce ma bite sale pute Son of a bitch = Fils de pute You're mother the bitch who sucks in the catacomb = Ta mère la pute qui suce dans les catacombe ... Now You Learnt some french useful thingn you acn act cool with yo homiez with french speaking Have a nice day and Aurevoiiiiiiiiiiir people ( peuple ) |
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Be-Faithful Who Wanna Learn The French Mar 20 2008, 03:07 PM
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QUOTE(Insurm... Mar 20 2008, 04:37 PM
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Tamacracker QUOTE(karmakiller @ Mar 20 2008, 06:43 PM... Mar 20 2008, 07:01 PM
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I eat some food. = Je mange de nourrit... Mar 20 2008, 06:19 PM
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