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My brain does weird things at 2am.
libertie
post Jan 19 2008, 03:35 AM
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Profound thoughts for the day..

I just saw my name next to Trish's reading a post, and I thought, "Wow.. those were going to be my wedding colors.."

I was impressed today when my history teacher pronounced my friend's last name correctly - Trottier - on the first attempt. It's Trott-ee-ay.

My cousin drew some pictures for my refrigerator. I like how when you're a kid it doesn't matter if one arm is thicker than the other. By like a thousand percent. With large vertical stripes on it. Like, I'm serious, I thought it was supposed to be a ghost until she said "THAT IS A GINGERBREAD MAN."

I saw Cloverfield today, and was disappointed - not by the movie, but by the fact that the theater was packed and a majority of the crowd was booing at the end because they were too dumb to get it.

When I have children, I'm going to show them the original Star Wars trilogy before even exposing them to the prequels. I can't deprive them of the absolute shock of seeing Empire Strikes Back for the first time. I will allow them to choose whether or not to see the prequels. They will think I'm a loser and they'll make fun of me at school for not being hip, and the fact that I just used the word "hip" proves that.

Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing on the internet. Does this fit into my life goals? Is it helping or hindering my progress? Am I too dumb to realize that none of this matters? (Yes.)

I say things that I sometimes regret later, and I know while I'm saying it that it's not a good idea. But out of complete hardheadedness I keep going as if I'm rebelling against common sense. I think a lot of self-destruction happens that way.

I think I'm awake right now because I've been so busy this week that I seriously wanted to get as much "me" stuff done tonight as possible before finally closing my eyes. I'm lame.

Good night CB VIPs. ;)
 

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