Hiding the left column, Oh me, oh my. Options

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SO. I've been trying to do this since 3am. Isn't that fun?

Anywho. I can hide everything in the left column, but I can't seem to figure out how to collapse the table! Anyone have any ideas on how this can be done? I'm planning on only having the right column, except with the left column table not collapsing, theres all this dead space!

Only code being used:

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.profileInfo, .contactTable, .interestsAndDetails, .userProfileDetail, .userProfileURL{
display:none;
}