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THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD, apparently.
austinoutloud
post Feb 17 2008, 03:20 PM
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This is the funniest joke in the world, apparently.
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/.../joke.funniest/


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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

 

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austinoutloud   THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD   Feb 17 2008, 03:20 PM
MissHygienic   Nerds.   Feb 17 2008, 03:24 PM
SilentLaugh   I was prepared for something that would make me li...   Feb 17 2008, 03:31 PM
yrrnotelekktric   HAHA AUSTIN. i laughed.   Feb 17 2008, 03:33 PM
karmakiller   Ew, that's bad.   Feb 17 2008, 03:43 PM
austinoutloud   Haha! At least Janette thought it was funny......   Feb 17 2008, 03:47 PM
RockItStudios   LOL. the tent thing...i was like...uh...if they...   Feb 17 2008, 09:09 PM
yrrnotelekktric   LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH...   Feb 17 2008, 04:02 PM
austinoutloud   eghemblagghhasghackcoughloserhackcoughsdjkfhskdfhs...   Feb 17 2008, 04:04 PM
yrrnotelekktric   RE: THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD   Feb 17 2008, 04:08 PM
ArjunaCapulong   First one was lame. Second one made up for it tho...   Feb 17 2008, 09:53 PM
JustinSezRAWR   Nah, I disagree. The first one was funnier, imo.   Feb 17 2008, 10:31 PM
Synesthesia   I don't really like the first one, but the sec...   Feb 18 2008, 01:28 PM
Cow-Moo   Woooooooooow. That is most definitely NOT the funn...   Feb 20 2008, 11:46 PM
Cow-Moo   The second one made me giggle a little though. Hah...   Feb 20 2008, 11:48 PM
Relentless   The second one made me laugh more than the first o...   Feb 21 2008, 02:03 AM
Heathasm   actually the funniest joke in the world is 2 girls...   Feb 21 2008, 03:07 AM
ProudLeechLover   LMAO   Feb 21 2008, 06:25 PM
agiri   Lol. Those got a couple wtf pity laughs.   Feb 23 2008, 07:42 PM
mocassinsx29   THAT AIN'T FUNNY "most universal" d...   Feb 23 2008, 11:02 PM
maggiemayyy   i liked the second one better than the first, alth...   Mar 10 2008, 12:15 AM
doiink   QUOTEOne intriguing result was that Germans -- not...   Mar 10 2008, 01:24 AM
Tracy-14   The second one was funny. Not so much the first...   Mar 10 2008, 10:25 AM


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