Going Bald, Never Gonna Happen Options

[bat19]

I just felt like today was the day I was going to brag about how I am never going to go bald. My hair will remain with me till the day I day. If I live to a hundred, it will never leave me. It will most likely go a nice shade of silver which runs in my family(I'll be disappointed if I go gray, but if thats the way it goes, oh well).
There is only one man in my entire family who is going bald, my uncle who does not share the same father as my mother. His father was bald as well, so it will never happen to me. YAY!!!

My hair is a dark, dark brown that most people mistake for Black. It's not black, if I were to ever dye my hair black, you'd be able to tell the difference.

Is anyone here bald or going bald? If yes, hahahahahahahahaha.