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Yay!, Janette, it's a riddle!
austinoutloud
post Jan 29 2008, 04:25 PM
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You will know that I am coming
From the jingle of my bell,
But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.

Children, they adore me
for they find me jolly,
but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.

My job often leaves me frozen,
I am a man that all should know,
But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.

I travel much on business,
But no reindeer haul me around,
I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.

I love the time of Christmas,
But that's not my vocational season,
And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason
 

Posts in this topic
austinoutloud   Yay!   Jan 29 2008, 04:25 PM
yrrnotelekktric   LOL. the ice cream man. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. that...   Jan 30 2008, 06:15 PM
Synesthesia   Haha, I couldn't get this. I thought it was Sa...   Jan 30 2008, 06:21 PM
austinoutloud   Janette, you're a genius. How'd you do tha...   Jan 31 2008, 07:54 PM
yrrnotelekktric   QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Jan 31 2008, 04:54 ...   Jan 31 2008, 10:18 PM
Synesthesia   QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Jan 31 2008, 07:54 ...   Feb 1 2008, 10:25 PM
yrrnotelekktric   ^ or im just skilled. hahaha.   Feb 2 2008, 12:46 AM
austinoutloud   No, I think she's seen it before. Cheeky sod.   Feb 2 2008, 06:31 PM
yrrnotelekktric   haha you shall never know!   Feb 2 2008, 07:53 PM


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