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 Jan 3 2008, 03:25 PM
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What do you consider to be the best inventions in your life?
I'd say pop tarts. |
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Jan 3 2008, 03:26 PM
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The computer.
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Jan 3 2008, 03:26 PM
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uh. quite seriously, the pencil.
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Jan 3 2008, 04:30 PM
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the human body.
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Jan 3 2008, 04:31 PM
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THE BIBLE.
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Jan 3 2008, 04:37 PM
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The person who invented inventions. Without them, there would be no inventions.
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Jan 3 2008, 04:39 PM
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haha thats so true
god bless the person who invented inventions |
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Jan 3 2008, 04:39 PM
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Nothing really, if it didn't exist, you wouldn't miss it.
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Jan 3 2008, 04:40 PM
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But you WOULD long for it.
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Jan 3 2008, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Jan 3 2008, 04:39 PM)  Nothing really, if it didn't exist, you wouldn't miss it. Good point. But I'd like to give dildos an honorable mention for keeping military wives faithful during deployments. |
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Jan 3 2008, 04:43 PM
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QUOTE(speights-burger @ Jan 3 2008, 09:39 PM) haha thats so true god bless the person who invented inventions on a prayer note god bless johnny the evil culchie without him, there would not have been years of evil, yet highly comical torture |
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Jan 3 2008, 04:44 PM
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Yeah, the machine or machines that created Johnny should be honoured.
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Jan 3 2008, 04:47 PM
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i'd say machines
not one thing could create johnny and they would have been drunk to create something sooo comical |
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Jan 3 2008, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 3 2008, 01:41 PM) But I'd like to give dildos an honorable mention for keeping military wives faithful during deployments. If they can stand it.. |
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Jan 3 2008, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 3 2008, 04:41 PM) Good point. But I'd like to give dildos an honorable mention for keeping military wives faithful during deployments. I'm guessing you have stories on that? |
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Jan 3 2008, 05:05 PM
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QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Jan 3 2008, 04:55 PM) I'm guessing you have stories on that? Infidelity is common thing in the military. Just check the divorce rates. Well, there's a First Sergeant who was leaving for Iraq for the 3rd time. His young, attractive wife was distraught and in tears. He reached in his daypack and gives her a small, wrapped present. It was a vibrator. He told her not to open it until she was home, by herself. This same First Sergeant has since told this story every chance he gets. I can't help but smile. |
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Jan 3 2008, 05:06 PM
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I guess this saved their marriage.
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Jan 3 2008, 05:08 PM
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I'd say Photoshop! Huh!
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Jan 3 2008, 05:13 PM
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Musical instruments.
& audio whatnots. |
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Jan 3 2008, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 3 2008, 04:05 PM) Infidelity is common thing in the military. Just check the divorce rates. Well, there's a First Sergeant who was leaving for Iraq for the 3rd time. His young, attractive wife was distraught and in tears. He reached in his daypack and gives her a small, wrapped present. It was a vibrator. He told her not to open it until she was home, by herself. This same First Sergeant has since told this story every chance he gets. I can't help but smile. Smart, SMART man. |
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Jan 3 2008, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Jan 3 2008, 05:14 PM) Smart, SMART man. Eh, it works both ways. My boyfriend's in the military and shares stories about how many guys go to bars to get drunk and grope women. I'm sure the ratio of women cheating on their military husbands is the same as military husbands who cheat on their wives. |
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Jan 3 2008, 05:21 PM
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Seriously? Anti-septics. Soap and shit. Without soap we wouldn't be as clean and neat and civilized as we are today. Give me cleanliness or give me death.
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Jan 3 2008, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(NoSex @ Jan 3 2008, 05:21 PM) Seriously? Anti-septics. Soap and shit. Without soap we wouldn't be as clean and neat and civilized as we are today. Give me cleanliness or give me death. He knows what's up. |
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Jan 3 2008, 05:27 PM
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Um, beds. They're comfy to sleep on. |
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Jan 3 2008, 05:27 PM
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I can't join the military for those reasons. Not that I don't trust my girlfriend or myself, but I can't stand being away for such a long time.
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