the grandman who survied through christmas, ...but died soon after |
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 Jul 18 2005, 04:43 PM
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so there this grandma right... she was like fat. a whopping 303 lb.. yup pretty fat eh?... well it was close to christmas and that meant it was close to the annual christmas senior dance... yup old people get their groove on too... well the old women need a date...
so..... the family did something they though was impossible... they helped her lose weight... so first they put her in a gym... she went twice.. to register and to reregesiter... so that didn't work out... so then the family decided to go extreme about it... they decided to have a lemonade stand!!! well they raised 700,000 dollars selling pure and good lemonades. (bare with me here its only a story) so they gave your liposuctions. and she lost 150 pounds... so the rest was up to her... and the family off coruse. Made her work her tail off in just days after the operation... poor grandma... but next thing you know she became a hot sexy grandma... like the one from the bowfelx commerical just 10 years older... so she found the coolest cat in the senior club and they were the it couple. so they got their groove on... and then came the buffet... grandma ate so much by the end of christmas eve and into christmas day she was back at 303 pounds. When dad said kids open your presents... she bloew up...  so sad...so sad...... |
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cookienmilkfornaps the grandman who survied through christmas Jul 18 2005, 04:43 PM
lidoxangie --------- Jul 18 2005, 05:18 PM yummy_delight ... am I supposed to take this seriously?
It... Jul 18 2005, 05:40 PM
Azarel QUOTE(yummy_delight @ Jul 18 2005, 3:40 PM)..... Jul 18 2005, 06:53 PM anubis QUOTE(yummy_delight @ Jul 18 2005, 4:40 PM)..... Jul 19 2005, 01:13 PM
Hell-Rell QUOTE(yummy_delight @ Jul 18 2005, 4:40 PM)..... Jul 19 2005, 07:26 PM elmogurly oh my gosh. exploding grandmas??
im gonna have ni... Jul 18 2005, 05:50 PM basick hahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha... Jul 18 2005, 07:21 PM xquizit LMAO. Perhaps this should go in Humor. *cough* Jul 18 2005, 07:35 PM wayne HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jul 18 2005, 11:27 PM jeSs1cA OH MY GOD.. ROFL
HAHAHHAH WTF. Jul 18 2005, 11:32 PM xquizit I didn't want to move this to Humor without th... Jul 19 2005, 12:50 AM nightmare4taki QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 18 2005, 3:43 ... Jul 19 2005, 01:21 AM xSiLLyMex LMFAO! hahahah. wow.. Jul 19 2005, 01:37 AM cookienmilkfornaps wow only two people were hating on my writing skil... Jul 19 2005, 01:53 AM SillyCourtney Wow.. just.. wow. All I can think is, "Wtf?... Jul 19 2005, 02:24 PM [pshaa]shauna umm.....haha? didn't find it that humerous sor... Jul 19 2005, 07:24 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii Oh wow....all i can say is...what happened there??... Jul 19 2005, 07:57 PM i heart john Thank you for wasting 20 seconds of my life. Jul 24 2005, 03:45 AM DullStringedGuitar QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 24 2005, 3:45 ... Jul 24 2005, 01:26 PM hall0w lol wtf dats stupid Jul 24 2005, 01:33 PM cookienmilkfornaps wow last 8 replies were all dumb...
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