stealing a kiss., how do you do it? Options

[xblast196]

how exactly.. can one.. steal a kiss?


oh i should probably mention this is coming from a male's hands..

[*icecreamisyummy*]

hmm good one. srry im not much help

[*jeanna*]

ruffies

[xblast196]

roofies.

i said steal a kiss, not rape.


creepy.

[livwho]

Just do it at a quiet time. Like, when you're both quiet, and obviously thinking about one another.
Make sure you're gentle. C:

[yaamakoh]

movie theater.
step 1: put your arm around her
step 2: try to snuggle closer to her, but keep your eyes focused on the flim.
step 3: after some time, when both of you feel comfortable, start slowly getting closer to her face, but still eyes on the screen, make it subtle so she doesn't notice.
step 4: if it's a scary movie, and she goes "ah!" and puts her face close to your chest, neck, or wherever, say "hey," or get her attention and WHAM go for the kisser. OR if it's any other movie, just nudge her or get her attention and go for the kill.

THERE YOU GO, THE SECRET IN TAKING AWAY ONES KISS

[monster]

if you are smart you will not listen to "advice" above.

[libertie]

I like how lots of people think the best place for a first kiss is in a theater. My guess is that the guy uses the length of the movie to stall, gather courage, etc. Then eventually he starts freaking out because the movie's about halfway over, so he finally does it and for the entire rest of the movie it's just AWKWARD because you're both thinking about it but can't say ANYTHING. All you can do is look at the screen, pretending to watch the movie, and say nothing. Great.

Seriously, try to stay out of the theater if you're nervous about kissing her. It's dark, you paid money to watch this movie, and you can't even talk without pissing people off. Romantic? Sure, the giant room, full of people, that smells like stale popcorn and possibly other things is romantic. Plus I hate going to the movies and sitting behind a couple of teenagers who won't stop making out the entire time. That's when I start throwing popcorn over the seat.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

*takes notes*

[fall3n_s0ul]

simply, put your hands on her cheeks and kiss her.

[rnicron]

When your mom isn't looking, just steal the whole bowl of candy!

[nosylilme]

^ Hah.

Say her name and when she turns to look at you kiss her on the lips..nicely.

[xblast196]

these are all nice and all... (i'm not counting the movie theater "advice" if you want to call it that..) but they're all too straight forward.

does anybody have ideas on a more subtle way of doing things?

[shoryuken]

slapp daa bbietchh

[xblast196]

i'm in high school, thank you very much.
and lol i like the subtleness.

[*jeanna*]

i doubt you'll get to steal a kiss without it going awry.
i only kiss someone like that if we're staring at eachother otherwise don't try

[yaamakoh]

or... from a real standpoint
if it's a relationship based status, you have to find the right time to kiss her. like with me and my ex, we went to the scenic view in new jersey to get a clear view of nyc at night, so all the lights were beautiful. the breeze was perfect, and it wasn't too cold or hot. i had my sun-roof open, and we lied down in my car looking at the stars. then we stared at each other, and slowly came in for the kiss.
when the moment is right, you'll know when to do it. it's better to do it when there's no one else around. you have to make it memorable for the both of you.
but yeah, stay away from my theater advice. that was all just for kicks and giggles =P

[Uronacid]

Ok, do you know this girl, or is it like the first time you have ever met her? Does she think you're physically attractive? These are a few factors you have to take into account.

How to steal a kiss:

1. Be light hearted, funny, and confident.
2. Be very polite, but make sure it seems natural. You want to be fake, but not look like a fake. Always be one step ahead. Get the door for her, but make it smooth and convenient for her. Make it seem as if you don't expect anything from her in the least, and if she does something sweet always leave a friendly thank you and smile.
3. Listen to her, and get her talking. Ask her how her day was. Open ended questions that will keep her mouth moving. If there is an awkward pause tell her a funny story or try to relate to the last thing she just said. Keep conversation flowing, but don't worry about it if things slow down. move to step 5.
4. Get some creative Ideas and milk them for all they're worth. Girls like fun surprises. Here's a good one that my friends do when they take a girl out to diner:
   • http://www.dumpvideo.net/2007/03/17/paper-rose-napkin/
5. Take her to a movie that she's been dieing to see (you'll have to find out what movies she likes), and find a reason to like it even if you don't.
6. At the most romantic part of the movie and only if she's enjoying it. Look at her. If she looks back at you steal the kiss. If she doesn't look back, continue watching the movie. Wait till the end of the movie.
7. One the way out of the move side with her, whatever she says. If she liked it, you liked it too. If she hated it, then you hated it too. Whatever she says, you need to agree but you also need to expand.
   

   Example:
   She says: "I really liked it when they where in that cave trying to survive.
   You say: "Yeah, oh my goodness, and when that ship came to save them I was just so happy!"
   

8. If all goes well, she'll smile. If she wants to kiss you she'll leave an awkward pause in there. Don't hesitate. This is your chance, STEAL THAT FUCKING KISS!

[*jeanna*]

Ok, do you know this girl, or is it like the first time you have ever met her? Does she think you're physically attractive? These are a few factors you have to take into account.

How to steal a kiss:

lol that's so wrong. and then throw everything you said out after you steal that kiss and end up going out.

[shoryuken]

bietchh sthuu

[xblast196]

no, not yet.


i think i'll point to my cheek, and when she goes to give the good ol cheek smooch, i'll turn and go for the kill :)

[shoryuken]

SLAPP HURR

[popoberry]

just get closer to each other and you'll feel the vibe hopefully =)

[RyanWasHere]

Last time I checked "stealing a kiss", was sexual harassment and possibly a pedophile type move to make , now knowing when to make the kiss is what you really need to know, best place:your car,best time:night, after a dinner & or movie, go somewhere that overlooks your town if possible, do the snuggle thing, lift her chin, if she doesn't pull away, go for it.

[gr00vyswordsman]

You're still in middle school.. You don't need to go do anything fancy just to steal a kiss. W/e you do will look innocent nonetheless. I have many secrets but i'll share just this one. It's not big or anything but it's still stealing a kiss potential LMAO.

Take her for a walk and find a bench to sit down, then ask her if she likes suprises.. If she says yes, then lay it on her, and if she says no still lay that shiet on her. You have to be good at this to pull it off or you'll look like a moron. HAHA. GL kid.

yea good luck kid. If she's going on a walk with you, that means she prolly wants something to come out from this with you...so just do what this guy said.. ^_^