You know what I love?, Eating paper! Options

[xtwitchyx]

Ok, so I don't really eat paper. I have a friend who does though. Anyway, I love those people who believe that their life is over after some really small stupid little thing happens to them. Some of them spazz out and it's amusing. Say a person has a pair of lucky underwear or something and the lucky underwear disappears. Then the person is like "Omg! I can't find my lucky underwear! My life is over!". I wish people who spazzed over little things like that lived by me. I'd never be bored.

I also love those people who are afraid of germs too. They crack me up. I wish some of them lived by me. I'd be busy handing them all kinds of things with germs on it or I'd be trying to make things with germs on it touch them. Like the toilet brush for example. I wouldn't actually let the toilet brush touch them, but I'd hsve a blast making them think that I would let it touch them. Oh the fun I could have. I could chase them up and down the streets of this town with germs! It would be germ chaos. I love my way oft thinking.

Now, lets talk about my childhood. When I'm in a store and I see some kid begging their parent for some really over priced toy that they swear they can't live without, then the parent babbles about how it's too expensive. I always start to think back to my childhood. My parents weren't rich. They couldn't always buy me that over priced toy. I had to depend on being creative to keep myself amused. For example, I remember me and a whole group of other kids going around finding dead snakes to throw at eachother. We would find them laying along side of the roads and such. Then we had to go hunt for sticks that would be really long and perfect for picking up the dead snakes to fling at whoever the target in the group was. That was what we did for fun. We never complained, we screamed a lot if one of us got hit wit hthe snake, but we never complained. We just thought of it as something we had to do to keep ourselves amused. So I think these parents need to come up with stories like this to tell their kids, instead of just saying "That toy is too expensive.". They should really let the kid know how good they have it. Let them know that they should love their toys they already have and are lucky that they don't have to resort to picking up roadkill to throw at one another. (And yes, that story is 100% true! I only wish I were making it up!)

[*Programmer*]

doomed indeed. after reading this you no longer have any opinion.
Idiot.

[markmejia]

In kindergarten, there was a guy that chewed on crayons. This other fat girl ate paper too, but sucking on glue and markers were also a part of her classtime meals.

[xtwitchyx]

Idiot.

It takes one to know one.

[*Getonmylevel*]

doomed indeed. after reading this you no longer have any opinion.
Idiot.

You're one to talk.
Idiot.

[arcanum]

doomed indeed. after reading this you no longer have any opinion.
Idiot.

SRSLY? stfu. I would rarely ever tell you that, I usually leave it to Spencer or Elba. But wow, no. just gtfo.

This was an interesting read. I know germ-a-phobes(?) and its quite entertaining. Also, people who think their life is over because of one little thing = so funny.
I usually try to show them how ridiculous they are being.

& about your childhood, thats crazy! hahahaha I would laugh so hard if I saw a bunch of kids flinging snakes at each other.
I'm not sure if I really have an exciting childhood story. My sister and I would always sneak into this farm area that was right near my house, and we would pet the horses and feed them carrots and such.
idk why we weren't terrified of them, cause we were little and horses are big. They never attacked us though.
I remember once one got out and was wondering around our yard.
Other than that, I just hung out with kids that lived up the street. For some reason, whenever I had friends (and still to this day), their older brothers would always bother me. I'll edit if I think of any other childhood stories.

[xtwitchyx]

Well thank you and hopefully you'll think of some other stories to tell about when you were a kid. I can't wait.

My brothers used to be paranoid about germs. As they got older, it kind of wore off. So yeah, I can't really have fun with that now.

[SajitNair]

<< Paranoid of Earthworms ..since a DEAR friend of mine put it in the Hakka Nodles that I ate one day!!!!

Wil never forget him ....and the taste

[xtwitchyx]

That sounds really icky. I like the word icky, it has that catchy key sound to it, haa.

[stephinika]

^^
I use that word sometimes! Haha

But yeh, germaphobes are pretty funny...I only know a few but I don't try to torment them, but just seeing the things they do sometimes is quite funny.

As for childhood stories...um. Haha...not gonna lie, I was a bit spoiled as I am an only child so I always had those crazy toys and stuff...but then computers and videogames along and thats what I did with my time. Woot, Nintendo 64!

[arcanum]

Well thank you and hopefully you'll think of some other stories to tell about when you were a kid. I can't wait.

I remembered two other storiesss. =]

When I was little, I was convinced that my sister was a monster. But I was too scared to sleep in my own room, and used to sleep in her room with her. I'd rather her eat me than another monster. I know, I was a silly kid. But I really thought she was.
I would lay awake in her bed sooo paranoid... but eventually, I would fall asleep.

Another story, My sister and I were down the street at our friends house, and we were playing popcorn on the trampoline.
Well, I wanted to be the 'popper' but so did she. So we fought about it, She was like "I can jump higher!" and well.. she jumped up, I flew up in the air, came down on my leg wrong, and it broke.

Yup, thats all for now.

[xtwitchyx]

Lol. I never thought of any of my sibiling as monsters. I remember my brother being a weirdo though. He would have me look at Iron Maiden covers or other album covers of rock bands with interesting creatures on it and he would say "This is what is coming to get you tonight.". Then another time he asked me if I wanted to go watch The Muppets in his room and instead he put in Friday the 13th. However, I was used to watching horror movies at a young age. So it didn't really do much to me.

I got some things that I begged for. I get labeled spoiled because of being the youngest. I really don't see the spoiling part though. I think it's just assumed that the youngest is always spoiled.

I liked Nintendo before 64. Back then, Mario was sooo my hero. I hated Duck Hunt though. Damn dog... Err.

[arcanum]

Hahaha yeah, My sister and I would always sit in the hallway where my parents couldn't see us, and we would watch the movies that we weren't allowed to watch. Like IT and The Stand.

Mario was definitely amazing back in the day
I hated duck hunt too! hahaha

[xtwitchyx]

My parents never really cared what I watched. Then again, my dad was always working and my mom was like my best friend when I was little. So I just watched whatever she watched. Then my sister would let me watch horror movies with her.

There's a game some place where you can just kill the dog on Duck Hunt. My cousin told me about it, but I don't remember where he found it online.