New Season of "Tangybang's Wrecked Life"!, Season 2 of the Dramatic Series of Stories of the damned life of Tang. Options

[TangyBang]

<sup>Previously on Tangybang's Wrecked Life:

Tangybang: MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE. MY WIFE ABUSES ME.

Various Responses: LOL!
HAHA, call in the army.
Get help!
Seriously? Call 911!

--Hours Later--

Tangybang: I've decided to go against her! I need your guy's advice.

Various Responses: Fight!
Bring out the epic axe!
Send her to the dungeon lol.
Bang her and move on.

--Posts Later--

Tangybang: I need an army, whos with me?

Most People: i'll join.

--Final Conclusion--

Everyone shouted out cheers and rejoice when the wife was defeated.

Tangybang returns home, with the calmed wife where they will live a peaceful life forever... unless...</sup>



Chapter One:
We Have Kids!?

I came home one day, to my calmed wife, whom I had defeated and conquered at the Battle of Createblog in late 2007. She said she had a 'suprise' for me. I so eagerly, agreed. She opened the closet, got this huge box out of the back, and to my horrific, terrified reaction, came out three children yelling out, "DADDY!" I asked my wife, "why are these delinquent trios calling me their father?" she replied with a nervous feature, "they are your kids".

Now I have absolutely no idea what to do! I find out I have kids whom I have never conceived!! I told my wife, "I do not wish to own such demonic beings in my beloved household. Throw them away!" Then, for some odd reason, my wife slapped me and began to grow mad. She asked 'my' kids to keep my company while she did some errands...

When she had finally driven a block out of range from our household the children brought out various, deadly weapons from a cabinet in the closet. The eldest, 4 years, had a taser. The Middle, 3.94677 to be exact, had a whip, and the youngest, 1.337, had possesion of deadly 2k-leded, dipped in poison, knife.

I knew right away... another battle was ahead of me. What will I do?

Chapter Two:
A Day with the Monsters

Release Date: 12/14/2007
The kids were circling me in a devastating fashion. The middle child ran toward me and whipped my tushie. As i fell, the oldest tasered me on the backside of my heart. The youngest was oddly a genious and targeted my vital points with his knife. I kicked his small face onto the ground and attempted my escape.

The backdoor had been shut closed tight and unbreakable. I felt the tasering coming toward me as the eldest came. The youngest slashed my eyes with her whip of death. I took the knife of the youngest child and stabbed the middle child. I grabbed the previously used whip and tripped over the remaining child, took his taser, and pushed it against his head as I electrocuted his minuscule brain.

I thought it was over, until I realized I had killed my children. I knew exactly what to do next. Runaway, again. I grabbed my necessities, ran out to the front door, but when I opened it, I saw something I least expected...

Chapter Three:
Title to be Announced

Release Date: TBA