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A young doctor was just setting up his first office when his
secretary told him there was a man to see him. The doctor wanted to make a good first impression by having the man think he was successful and very busy. He told his secretary to show the man in. At that moment, the doctor picked up the telephone and pretended to be having a conversation with a patient. The man waited until the "conversation" was over. Then, the doctor put the telephone down and asked, "Can I help you?" To which the man replied, "No, I'm just here to connect your telephone." |
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gotahemmi55 trying to impress Aug 20 2005, 12:17 AM
d4z3 AHAHAHA. Idiot. Aug 20 2005, 12:21 AM islandkiss rofl. LOSER Aug 21 2005, 01:51 AM ApocalypseAelis XDXDXD.
How embarrassing. Aug 21 2005, 01:57 AM icy_wonderland yeah. what a loser. Aug 21 2005, 02:08 AM aera hahaha Aug 21 2005, 05:33 PM Shortiiex what a loser Aug 21 2005, 06:58 PM Midnight Faerie Haha idiot. That's like something I would do. Aug 21 2005, 08:11 PM jnukes owned Aug 21 2005, 09:02 PM Funkadelic.Kiss what a dumbass.
i hope that never happens to me Aug 21 2005, 09:51 PM iced__cappucino LMAO that made ma laugh...haha buttwipe Aug 21 2005, 11:35 PM mzislandpinay haha what a loser the doctor was..lol Aug 21 2005, 11:39 PM xchrystizzle HAHAHA lmao Aug 22 2005, 01:12 AM tungmyBANANA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. HOLY SHIT. WHAT A f**kEN L... Oct 19 2007, 05:41 AM stolen LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAA WOW Oct 19 2007, 08:43 PM supimateecup Oh wow. what a genius. Oct 28 2007, 10:37 PM
Joss-eh-lime LOL
good one. Oct 28 2007, 11:05 PM  |
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