Holy Rice Cakes and Smelly Cheese . . . He's 18., a joyous occasion, full of sugar and presents. Options

[KissMe2408]

Attention CB,

Someone by the name of Jose is turning 18 tomorrow.


Let's all wish Jose [ah, miss the ol' solipsist], a Happy 18th Birthday.
Post him what you got him for his birthday


Jose, I made you a special cake:
[sorry i spelled your name wrong! my hand slipped. . . ]



and bought you a present:
[apparently it dances and burps, so I thought you'd enjoy it.]




HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE! ! !

ps. oh, what now. posted exactly at midnight.

[*Intercourse.*]

Katie, what an awesome birthday topic. Happy Birthday Jose.

[*x1227x*]

Happy 18th Birthday Jose.

[miiichellley]

happy birthday jose! have a good one.

[HakunaMatata]

I never knew you, but from what I hear, you were pretty awesome. Happy Birthday!

Post him what you got him for his birthday

Alright, you get a Filipino cake:

[*stephinika*]

Katie, I love you. Haha...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE!

[*.fire*]

Happy Birthday.

[iDecay]

KATIEEEEE. WHYYYYY?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KUYA!!!!

ILY.

[*Libertie*]

Happy Birthday Jose.

[KissMe2408]

KATIEEEEE. WHYYYYY?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KUYA!!!!

ILY.

ahh....dude. wait...
were you going to make it?

i'm...i'm...sorry
Jose told me today that I could make it.

Oiy, yell at him!
go on! yell at him!
call him up, and just yell at him for letting me make it,
let him have it!

[iDecay]

I love him too much to yell at him!

I was, but then he wasn't going to look at it so I didn't think there was a point.

[Jane Doe.]

...He chose sleep over staying up 'til 12 with me . Ah, well. [starts singing Happy Birthday in Marilyn voice]
He can buy pr0n now. My hero.
Oh. And I got him socks.. argyles and stripey-toe socks. Really.

[Just_Dream]

Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!

Haha Jose, my birthday was like, 5 days ago! Yay Capricorns! I'll sing you a bday song.. Once I get your number..



Now go back to playing World of Warcraft (Burning Crusade Expansion?) or whatever game you play! jk lol

[Tribal J_Rome]

Happy birthday Red Team

[gelionie]

Happy birthday Jose! :)
Gosh, how I miss RTC.
It's been ages since we last chatted. </3

from PCTC

[*mzkandi*]

A little mermaid cake!!! *munches* (Hope Jose doesn't mind) :P


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Katherine: 1. The cake was awesome. Somewhat melted, but I can live with that. Ariel's boobies were DELICIOUS! The Robot... ehhhh I mean. It does do my laundry well, but the only time it actually did my laundry, it short-circuited and died. GG. And don't think I've forgotten about the phone call you owe me.

Holly: I know. Isn't it awesome? Jeeze. I should have more brithdays so I can get a shit load of birthday topics from Katie. *cough* Do half birthdays count? If they do, July 16th!

x1227x: I don't know you. Wait, are you that chick that's been bothering Tina for no reason? Tsk tsk tsk....

miiichellley: I don't know you either, but you get 1000 cool points for liking Heroes. Hell, you're welcome to come to my birthday party. ( I don't have parties, so I'm actually lying to you. )

kayceeisms: Even cute chicks post. *goes into his corner eating his cake*

Stephinka: Reffer to the comment above. Minus the cake part. You didn't actually get me cake.

.fire: PEOPLE WHO ARE OLDER SHOULDN'T CALL OTHER PEOPLE OLD! What sucks the most is, even though you ARE older ( Oh God, Oh God I hope you are or else I'm making a fool of my self. ) I'll still die before you. hmmph. God's a feminist.

Meimei: OMG MEIMEI J00 4123 73|-| |_0\/31)!!!!!!!!!! I'll see you tonight. Naked. In bed. My bed. With candle lights. Barry White music playing. Whips and Handcuffs? *rawr*

Libertie: Happy Birthday to you too.

Katherine responding to Tina's post and Tina responding to Katherine's post: LOL chick fight.

BFF: Turn 18 already so I can pick you up and go to that pr0n shop in Carson. I'll buy you that pacifier I kept telling you about. Haha. I'm so sorry I fell asleep on you and Alex last night. I was just... really.. sleepy. Still embarrassed at the fact that I snored...

Christina Tran: You're A year and 5 days older than me? Hmm. I can look past that. When did you say you wanted to date/sex again? I'm free starting Friday night.

Jerome...OHMYGODIFORGOTYOURLASTNAME: *bows* Where the hell have you been, nigga? I felt empty without you. RTC needs his wingman.

Winnie: I've been on MSN a lot more often and guess who hasn't been on. YOU! And man.. did you miss my "snazzy" outfits and my ridiculously adorable looks. Yep. I'm adorable now. Ask a few of the people in here. Although... they only tell me I'm adorable when they're half asleep... *ponders*

Keira: *pounces* My cake!! *cuts you that part without that much design... top right corner.* Sorry. I love cake. *lick* Sorry. You had icing on your cheek. *lick*... that one was for me.

To the people who will post below me: Get naked. I don't allow clothes in my birthday topic.

- Jose

[Jane Doe.]

[licks your forehead]
But but what if we're already naked ? Kekekeke lolz.
Yes, you will take me to get porn in Carson. And then cute stuffed animals because porn+stuffed animals=OMGWTF. And your snoring was cute :p. We sang happy birthday to you 'til 1:30. My Marilyn voice sucks .

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

If Alex did the Marilyn Voice, my eyes would've opened. He affects me like that.

[Jane Doe.]

ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T WAKE YOU UP? NOT EVEN ON YOUR BDAY? [steals Argyles back] Mine now. I'm hurt.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

I'm wearing the toe socks and so is Aidan.

[Jane Doe.]

:( pictures! I DEMAND PICTURES. [tries talking to Aidan.]
Oh, no, he hung up on me!

[*Duchess of Dork*]

Happy birthday, Jose. :)

I don't have a present for you. I'm broke and had to pay a ton of money for my son's school picture.

I can suggest a couple of good headsets if you're on Ventrilo or TeamSpeak while playing WoW though.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Oh yeah, ick. I don't play WoW anymore. *plays with his Wii* ( To CT and Zatanna )

[eyeyeyo]

Happy Birthday JOSE. You know me. :) you suck. but cos it's your birthday i'll be nice to you. lol