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 Jun 19 2004, 11:00 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB  Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513  |
girls are like porno's, they get you horny, until the bf comes and f*ckes if up....
[EDiT] lol im a dumb@$$, i think of the dumbest stuff. 
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Jun 20 2004, 09:24 AM
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 did someone fart?! Group: Member Posts: 1,528 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,662 |
i want a clean lollipop..
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Jun 20 2004, 10:49 AM
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 hello. Group: Member Posts: 1,105 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,600 |
i cant think of anything all the wuns i kno yu people already sed
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Jun 20 2004, 02:58 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 7 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,155 |
wtf? some girls aren't talkative...not me..lols...before..but nows im pretty normal... but boys are like parking lots is so TRUE! haha...
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Jun 20 2004, 05:30 PM
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good comparisons. lol
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Jun 20 2004, 05:50 PM
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 LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
girls are like honey. they're sweet intill they get too sticky.
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Jun 25 2004, 12:18 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
pretty kool ne 1 have ne more
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Jun 26 2004, 01:32 AM
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 do not walk the streets alone Group: Member Posts: 25 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,834 |
wow HAHA i love the "boys are like tampons;;they're only in there for one reason."
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Jun 26 2004, 01:40 AM
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 No pictures, please. Group: Member Posts: 491 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,906 |
lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. |
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Jun 26 2004, 02:51 AM
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QUOTE(MisSyHangy @ Jun 19 2004, 2:56 PM) keke.. lolx.. " the bf remote "  ha ha xD |
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Jun 27 2004, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE(LiLmIsSvAnDy @ Jun 26 2004, 1:40 AM) lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. i lub tha short story!! sho tru |
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Apr 11 2005, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(LiLmIsSvAnDy @ Jun 26 2004, 1:40 AM) lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.  that's so cute! and very very true. makes you wonder... |
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Apr 11 2005, 06:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
keep them going.
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Apr 13 2005, 08:33 PM
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 Chtaime Group: Member Posts: 609 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,918 |
A really fast one is this.......Girls are like butterflies, hold them too tight and they will crush, hold them too loose and they will fly away.
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Apr 13 2005, 08:40 PM
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 SCHGEB!SCHGEB! Group: Member Posts: 1,786 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,217 |
lame...
guys are like ___ i dont have one.. |
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Apr 13 2005, 08:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
hah if boys r like parking lots...then DAYUM i gotta good one
 haha anyone know how much those boyfriend remots cost???? n do they sell them at COSTO?? cuz now i know what to get my best friend for her birthday  LMAOand i want to thank my knight in shining silver shorts for picking me off of that apple tree =) love u soo much alex <3 |
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Apr 14 2005, 09:59 PM
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s w e e t e s t Group: Member Posts: 808 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,149 |
QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 18 2004, 2:08 PM) aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet: Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true awwww. i love that quote. sounds so sweet. 
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Apr 14 2005, 10:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
your signature is way too huge. I don't have any that I can think of right now, but the bf remote..that's hot. I WANT ONE! my bf is a jackass.
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Apr 15 2005, 12:51 AM
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 ^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Jun 18 2004, 12:42 PM) okie welll i got a few, i dont rili know where they came from tho ^^' here we go: Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. hahahah, I like the "Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. " but I think that should be women because women dress themselves up an stuff, so it should be "women are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright." but ofcourse I Woudlnt' say that because I AM a women  Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. too trueQUOTE(LiLmIsSvAnDy @ Jun 25 2004, 10:40 PM) lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. lmao, tha'ts awesome
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Apr 15 2005, 04:46 AM
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 //* imamix Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,148 |
yeah.
u're quite right. but not all the girls like talking. |
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Apr 15 2005, 12:00 PM
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 former member Group: Member Posts: 706 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,339 |
ponies
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Apr 18 2005, 06:59 PM
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 *~*Yo IcY FrEsH AzN!!*~* Group: Member Posts: 167 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,747 |
hahaha those are freakin hilarious......i got nothin blah..u guyz took all da good onez...
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Jun 29 2010, 09:30 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 1 Joined: Jun 2010 Member No: 759,901 |
I know tis looks to be dead but figured i might as well post this :D
"Girls are like RPG's, you gain XP as you go along, but the fights always get tougher." 
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Jun 29 2010, 09:36 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
Wow, at least make it funny if you're gonna bump a really old topic
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