GUESS WHO GAME, this should be fun Options

[*tripvertigo*]

ok guess who i am.

- i dont like reading because the words "you dig" aren't usually in every other sentence of a book.
- i have no comprehension of the english language.
- i'm a 15 year old Korean slim shady wannabe.
- i use a thimble as a cockhat.
- i can't boil an egg.
- when my parents are gone for the day and im sitting at home, it doesnt occur to me to go out and do something rather than sit at home wondering what the English subtitles to my Korean drama say, because i have no friends.
- i think vandalism is legal.
- i complain about meaningless shit but dont do anything to improve my situation because that would actually involve getting off my ass and not depending on my mom to suck my embarrassment of a dick.
- im permanently attached to my moms teats.
- "Spanish hos" dancing together make me vomit because i'm gay for Rico.