HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELBA! Options

[*Elba*]

Haha. I wish I could look at the situation from the outside and tell myself to just forget about him, but I can't.

[*Moderator*]

This calls for some partying. A little socializing will get the good ol' Elba out, no?

[Ington]

NO WAY, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY? I'VE MISSED SO MUCH.

edit: ..deceiving title. :[

I came back to cb for you.
So smile and do a little dance.

[*Elba*]

I thought this should be its own topic. >.>

A sonnet by me. The structure: 14 lines, abab cdcd efef gg, iambic pentameter.

This is to you my dearest Ariel,
You have one of the best abs on CB,
They make me think of a damn burial,
Just kidding cause they make me think of me.

When you take off your shirt it makes me wet,
I think of all the fun that we could have,
To get you in my bed, oh my, just bet,
And think of all the fun that we could have.

Although you said my breats are silicone,
And that you lick better than all the rest,
I did forget to mention on the phone,
That I want you to lick my sexy chest.

So Ariel, although you smell like poo,
I want to let you know that i love you.

[bows]

[Rachel]

Ariel, you're ass best be staying around.

[Ington]

Elba: Greatest. Poem. EVAR.
Rachel: I'll try, baby. And, your*. ;D

[Rachel]

Ohh you are riiiight, too much marijuana.

[misoshiru]

ariel!! you better stay here this time.


ELBA, you should be the one making him grovel at your feet, him begging you to take him back.
wow, that is so grammatically weird.

[transcendentalis...]

i'm pretty sure that i've never talked to you in my whole cb life. haha.

but hell, i mean i've seen you around enough to know that tons of guys would chop off their left nuts to be with you. you're a hilarious person with enough personality for your whole neighborhood, and if he treats you like shit, he's shit. you're obviously too good for him.

and cb loves you :) but you already know, right?

edit;
oh yeahh, if you ever feel angry enough to poison this dude, let me know, because i can totally help you out there.

[heyyfrankie]

ELBA SUZZANNE MARIA CHARLENE GARCIA GONZALES!!!!!
you (and your long ass mexican name) do not need that a-hole.



I f**kING LOVE YOU, OKAY?!!

[*Elba*]

You guys are hilarious Thank you so much.

You know what would make me feel even better? If someone helped me figure out how to send a message to a person under 16 on myspace I can't lower my age and she hasn't accepted my friend request.

Oh man, if you could see the message I am sending her

[HakunaMatata]

You know what would make me feel even better? If someone helped me figure out how to send a message to a person under 16 on myspace

HAHAHAHAH.

I don't know how to, but for someone reason, that line was HILARIOUS.

[transcendentalis...]

elba, don't go all rico on us now.

jaykay rico. jayyykay

[*Elba*]

Well, here is the thing. I made a fake profile to befriend this home wrecker--really. We were messaging each other, her knowing the profile was fake, but then she got mad and deleted it from her friends list. Now, I am trying to respond, through my real profile, but she has her age set at 15. OOOOOOOOH

[*stephinika*]

^^
Haha, oh jeez...and is that really your whole name? Wow, it beats mine I think! But anyways, I agree with Rachel, it should be him begging you to come back...though I know its hard to step out from where you are in the situation and agree but try your best hon. You're a toughie I know it.

And on a side note...ARIELLLL!

[*Elba*]

Haha, thanks Steph. My name is only Elba O----- Ho--. Short, really. Frankie is just racist against Mexicans agains

[*Sandraaa*]

Elba, you pedo! Haha!

[*Steven*]

Silly Elba, trix are for kids!


Hello Ariel :), you don't know me but I know you :D I hear you made Michelle's ex jealous

[*Uronacid*]

Silly Elba, trix are for kids!
Hello Ariel :), you don't know me but I know you :D I hear you made Michelle's ex jealous

Good job you tramp. :D

[*Steven*]

^Hmmm?

[*Uronacid*]

^Hmmm?

"I'm gonna chain you/ Make you sleep out of doors/ You're so fetching when you're down on all fours/ And when you hear your master/ You will come a little faster, thanks to/ Bitch School."
-Spinal Tap (Bitch School)

Download it off limewire, it's about dog training.

[*Steven*]

I was asking what you meant by your previous statement, but aside from that, let's stick to the topic :)

[*Uronacid*]

I was asking what you meant by your previous statement, but aside from that, let's stick to the topic :)

Good idea.

[bat19]

You're one of the good ones. Happy Birthday, may all your dreams come true.

[*Elba*]

Thank you, I hope they do.