A letter to Ms. Internet |
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 Aug 3 2007, 07:47 PM
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We first met when I was 8 and we connected right away. Well, it wasn't RIGHT AWAY, but it was pretty fast for those days, you know? I mean, the beginning was great. We took it slow at first because everyone was taking it slow back then. But when we heard about how you can get DSL, WOW things turned for the better. Our relationship seriously went from dull and slow, to high-speed and exciting. No longer did we have to wait hours to watch a movie. Sure, we had some ups and downs. Sometimes, I'd be without it for long periods of time, but it always came back.
But by and by, things got old. Stuff that was interesting weren't anymore. You know?I love the internet. It's given me everything. It's made me laugh. Made me cry. We had a lot of fun together. I just... it just wasn't meant to last. I need more than this. I just need more. So I guess this is me ending it between us. I'm sorry it had to be like this. It's just been everywhere lately, there hasn't been any time to get it to stop and listen. Good bye. - CEP |
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Aug 3 2007, 09:35 PM
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*Influential Guitarist & Inspiring Writer* Group: Official Member Posts: 1,217 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,134 |
wtf is this
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| *SinfullySweet* |
Aug 3 2007, 10:06 PM
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This Ms. Internet sounds hot. Who is she? Does she get mad whenever Ms. Cable or Ms.Comcast come around?
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Aug 3 2007, 10:08 PM
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 Ohhh yes. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,148 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,569 |
I was reading this earlier and didn't know what to make of it. So is he not using the internet anymore or what?
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Aug 3 2007, 10:09 PM
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 R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
um..okay. hi jose.
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| *karmakiller* |
Aug 4 2007, 12:04 AM
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QUOTE Our relationship seriously went from dull and slow, to high-speed and exciting Haha.What is this? |
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Aug 4 2007, 12:32 AM
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 Communication breakdown. Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,691 |
Well.
That was interesting to read. Ms. Internet probably never cared much in the first place. Just walk it off homie. |
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Aug 4 2007, 12:36 AM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
Wtf, Jose?
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Aug 4 2007, 12:36 AM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(sourire @ Aug 4 2007, 12:32 AM)  Well. That was interesting to read. Ms. Internet probably never cared much in the first place. Just walk it off homie. yea really she's playing u big time |
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Aug 4 2007, 01:04 AM
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xkcd always Group: Member Posts: 457 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 521,059 |
He's just saying that cause she cheated on him.
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| *Elba* |
Aug 4 2007, 01:06 AM
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So, she had some dick sucking lips, eh?
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Aug 4 2007, 01:06 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
with 39883539394482934299849249848383959539429429 other people
what a slut |
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Aug 4 2007, 02:01 AM
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 What Up, Whats Hapening Group: Member Posts: 360 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 554,698 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 4 2007, 02:06 AM) with 39883539394482934299849249848383959539429429 other people what a slut hahaaha cyber pornstar |
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Aug 4 2007, 02:04 AM
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 yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 4 2007, 02:06 AM) with 39883539394482934299849249848383959539429429 other people what a slut Wow..she is a bigger whore than sandra and elba combined |
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| *Elba* |
Aug 4 2007, 02:08 AM
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QUOTE(medicalxinjektion @ Aug 4 2007, 12:04 AM) Wow..she is a bigger whore than sandra and elba combined  f**k you, bitch. 
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Aug 4 2007, 02:10 AM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
^
 well sandra is more whorier than you. If that makes you feel better
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| *Elba* |
Aug 4 2007, 02:10 AM
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Yeah
 That damn strumpet.
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Aug 4 2007, 02:13 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
i hate parrots
they are the dumbest birds alive im so glad i dont have one |
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Aug 4 2007, 02:15 AM
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What Up, Whats Hapening Group: Member Posts: 360 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 554,698 |
parrots aint dumb lol dey could be mad funny at times i had one but my dog killed it :(
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Aug 4 2007, 02:15 AM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Aug 4 2007, 03:13 AM) i hate parrots they are the dumbest birds alive im so glad i dont have one What does parrots have to do with the internet? 
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Aug 4 2007, 02:15 AM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
f**k..double post
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Aug 4 2007, 02:16 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
back on topic now please kids
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Aug 4 2007, 02:21 AM
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What Up, Whats Hapening Group: Member Posts: 360 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 554,698 |
lol agreed
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Aug 4 2007, 02:24 AM
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blah Group: Member Posts: 113 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 548,771 |
the internet is my friend
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Aug 4 2007, 02:24 AM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
dont hate appreciatealkejlcakeate
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