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 Aug 1 2007, 11:09 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.  Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209  |
A man was walking through the grocery store and noticed that a little old woman was following him around. He thought nothing of it and kept on his business as the woman continued to follow. As he was approaching the checkout line, the woman stepped in front of him in line. She turned to him and said, "I'm so sorry for following you around it's just you remind me so much of my son." The man said it was no problem. The woman continued, " I know this sounds strange, but it would mean alot to me if as I was leaving you said, 'Goodbye Mom!'" The man replied, "Sure, of crouse." The man waited as the woman purchased her abundance of items and as she was leaving he said, " Goodbye Mom!" just as she wished. As the man continued to perchase his items, the clerk said, "Thank you sir, your total is $127.50" The man said, "How can that be? I only perchased a few items!" The clerk replied, "Yes sir but, your Mom said you would take care of her bill."
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Aug 1 2007, 11:10 PM
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 Lauren :D Group: Member Posts: 2,105 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,997 |
hahaha sucker.
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Aug 2 2007, 01:07 AM
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 you're my path to happiness Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 523,503 |
HAHA. what an idiot.
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Aug 2 2007, 01:13 AM
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Hahaha that sucks.
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Aug 2 2007, 01:15 AM
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 s e c r e c y * Group: Member Posts: 471 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 417,181 |
LMAO..!!
that's funny. |
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Aug 2 2007, 01:37 AM
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 Ohhh yes. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,148 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,569 |
Hahaha, beware of little old women
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Aug 5 2007, 11:48 PM
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 x_pinaystyle_x Group: Member Posts: 472 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 366,326 |
hahahaha!! hilarious!!
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Aug 6 2007, 02:41 AM
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 <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 1,369 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 539,187 |
Lmao, sucked in.
But seriously wouldn't that suck? :D |
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Aug 6 2007, 07:51 PM
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 Oh Wow ... Group: Official Designer Posts: 688 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 468,522 |
HAHAHA, nice one.
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Aug 6 2007, 07:54 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 394,782 |
That does suck!
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Aug 6 2007, 07:55 PM
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 Hablamos Español. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,283 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 549,364 |
ROTFLLL!!!!
 I'd be so PISSED OFF! I wouldnt pay for it. |
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Aug 6 2007, 11:06 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,480 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 444,349 |
I would totally fall for that.
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Aug 7 2007, 07:25 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
hahaa old lady OAND HIM FO RAL ORLY.
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Aug 14 2007, 11:37 PM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
friggin old people :[
hahaha jk. pretty funny |
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Aug 14 2007, 11:39 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Hahaha, that sucks. She's clever.
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Aug 15 2007, 11:10 PM
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 $!$!$!$!$! Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 550,133 |
niiiiiice. xD
lol, i've never heard that one before. |
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Aug 15 2007, 11:53 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 562,135 |
ahahahamauahaha sooo funny, dats crazy i thought that was a lil nice ting for him to do!
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