create a superhero, for your pleaseure ( XD) Options

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youll have to forgive me, as have not slept for 2 nights straight now, i probably will even remember i posted this...

simply put, describe your made up superhero, his/her abilities, appearance, their part in society.

for some odd reason im made a theme song for my superhero staple man which is to be sung in the spiderman theme song tune..

ahem

staple man, staple man,
doing what a taple can
you cant run,
you cant hide,
he'll shoot staples in your eyes.
look out, its staple man.
gee... that is embarrassing. meh

and yeah, hes all metalic and instead of arms he has bazookas that shoot staples. and no, he doesnt defend the people. he shoots 'em down.