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[talcumpowder]

. . . I once saw this commercial for Coke and it never, ever came on again. It was in the theatres, but still! I swear this has a point. Give me a moment.

Okay, so this commercial was weird because it looked like some kid took his mother's Christmas cards from the 50s, cut them up, and start playing around with them. There was this guy named Jaques in the 1600s or something, who built a spaceship, went to the future, and brought back Coke.

Every one liked the Coke (including Queen Elizabeth), and pretty soon he ran out and he wanted to go back for more. Of course, his spaceship breaks and it sucks. So then Ghengis Khan kills him and rides to the future on a hundred ponies of sun or something. He brings back a case of Coke. And a corndog.

This was, like, two years ago. Yeah, have you ever seen the damn commercial? I need to prove that it actually exsisted to my parents because I'm tired of them thinking it doesn't exsist. It does!

In conjunction, have you ever told a completely true story and no one believed you? It happens to me all the time, but really weird things happen to me all the time so it's expected. Like the time I knocked the plastic ketchup bottle off the kitchen table and it shattered. My grandma didn't believe me. -.-U