Story, once upon a time.... |
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Story, once upon a time.... |
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![]() Styna ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 261 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,047 ![]() |
ok u have to make a story for ex.
P1- Once upon a time i ate pie P2-The pie started talking P3-Inside my stomach AND so on ok i start Once upon a time i went to the doctor |
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![]() muted imperfections <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 ![]() |
they made me pee in a cup.
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#3
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![]() i've never wanted anything rationale. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 ![]() |
The doctor took like 4 hours to come back to the room.
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#4
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
When the doctor finally came back, he told me that...
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#5
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![]() pixel hybrid ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 ![]() |
Cooties. No wonder people don't wanna go near me; geez.
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![]() Ah, mon Dieu ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 ![]() |
so i asked him if there is a cure for this.
he told me... |
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#7
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![]() ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 ![]() |
all you need to do is go lick a toad to get high.
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![]() Change Gon Come ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 ![]() |
so i lick the toad..and...
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#9
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,422 ![]() |
i turn into a plum and get high
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*RiC3xBoy* |
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#10
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then i ate a little kid
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
And the little kid started kicking around inside my stomach.
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*RiC3xBoy* |
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#12
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and i spat him back out
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#13
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
I started to feel sick and went back to the doctor's.
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*RiC3xBoy* |
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the doctor groped me and i smacked him
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#15
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 ![]() |
And then I sued the doctor for what he did.
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*RiC3xBoy* |
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#16
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then i took out his knees with a sword and spanked him with the sword and told him, this is what u get for screwing with the yakuza
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![]() -SiMPLiCiTY ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,513 ![]() |
then i left him there -&- walked away with a big smile.
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*RiC3xBoy* |
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then a truck came and almost hit me
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*wind&fire* |
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#19
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lucky for me i had super human strength and i...
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#20
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![]() bang bang! my baby shot me down! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 ![]() |
got hit, but because of my super human strength only my poor toe was injured so i had to go back to the groping doctor who...
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*wind&fire* |
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#21
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demanded more pee..he then...
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#22
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![]() bang bang! my baby shot me down! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 ![]() |
asked if i was japanese i said yes and then he said "anatawa echi to chikan to sekuhara" translation - u are a perv,sexual harasser.
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*wind&fire* |
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and then prounounced "watashi wa tensai desu!!!!!..... DAMARE!!!"
ENG: i am a genius!!!! SHUDDDUP!!! |
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then all of a sudden forgot all my japanese and learned chinese and said : nee hun bun(u r dumb) to the doctor
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![]() Sharie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,429 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 103 ![]() |
So then, they began trading insults in japanese, korean, mandarin, cantonese, french, and...
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