Fighting, I think it's funny., An interesting story, of my evening. |
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Fighting, I think it's funny., An interesting story, of my evening. |
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So, I was at this birthday party the other night, with my boyfriend, and two of our hella close friends, Jack and Shae, who are dating each other.
Some little girl, [like fourteen or so] starts flirting with Jack. When she started, I had no idea. I was with my boyfriend, listening to the band play. After Shae [Jack's girlfriend] had enough of it, she came to me, almost in tears, and pissed. She told me that she told the kid to back off, but the girl didn't. [For the record, Shae's 18, and would've gotten in trouble if she hit her.] She then asked me if I'd help her get the kid to back off. [I have a temper, I'm only sixteen, and I'm a fighter.] So, I decided not to approach her in anger, but lightly. I asked her if she knew who Shae was, and she said yes, that she's Jack's "ugly ass girlfriend". I asked if she was purposly throwing herself at Jack, and she said, "Uh, duh babe, he's hot". I was taking extra care not to get too pissed off, and cause a scene, because it's my friend's party. I told the girl that she should probably quit it, because I wouldn't hesitate to kick her ass, and embarass her in front of everyone there. The girl walks away, I wasn't able to tell if she was scared yet or not. I thought it would be a good idea to tell my friend who was throwing the party, about what was going on. The funny thing is, she didn't know who the girl was. The only thing she knew was, she was someone's friend, that they 'had to bring'. She told me, "Rachell, my parents are out of town, so don't do anything that will make the cops have to come or something. I don't care if you scare her, but if you ruin this shit for me, I'll be pissed." I have a record of being involved with people going to the hospital. I look over, and the girl's talking to my boyfriend. When I walk up, I listen close so I can hear him saying, "Look, you're only fourteen, so you shouldn't even be trying to get with someone my age. And, my girlfriend's small, but she already doesn't like you, and she's not a bad fighter. You should back off." At this point, my rage gets the best of me, so I walk up, and get between them. Without thinking, I grab her by the hair, and pull of the necklace she was wearing. [It was some cheap emo thing, with boxing gloves on it. How ironic.] I see a few heads turn. I let go of her hair forcefully, and she falls to the ground. I laugh, and see a great deal of heads turn, and people walking up. Shae runs up, along with her boyfriend, who's still in shock. By the time I noticed them, she's gotten up, and trying to get away. Unfortunately, a few people have gathered around us, and are blocking her way out. The band's stopped playing, and they're watching too. I get in her face, she's shorter than me, so I'm kind of talking down to her. I say something along the lines of, "First of all, you're a little kid. You're only two years younger than me, but you're acting like you're five. Second, quit flirting with other people's boyfriends, it's not cute." She decides that she wants to fight back, and she pushes me. Again, rage and instinct take over, so I push her back. She takes a swing at me, and it's all over. I grab her by the hair, and start hitting her head on my knee. The fight goes on, she gets a few punches in, and manages to rip my tank top. I was kind of holding back, because I didn't want to completely ruin my friend's party. But, that changed when she ripped my shirt. I get her on the ground, and kick her a few times. Luckily for her, I chose to wear flats. Shae breaks through the circle, and tells me that it's enough, but I sense a tone of hapiness and gratitude. I look at my friend, and she's approaching me, with a bottle of water. She tosses it to me, tells the girl that she needs to leave, and instructs the band to start playing. This came out much longer than I imagined it would. I'm not really sure why I'm posting this here. I thought it was interesting. It was the last day of school, and I was looking for a fight. Hm.. How about, do any of you have interesting fighting stories? Do you think I shouldn't have fought her? Anything? |
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