Weird Teachers Options

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Do you have any weird teachers? If so, share some experiences.


I have a History teacher who does NOT like the color pink at all.

He told is if he saw one thing pink on our projects, he'd automatically give our project an F.

[think!IMAGINARIL...]

My Bio teacher says "madd" a lot. He uses many, many slang terms.

Nyeh, my teachers aren't very strange.

[mznikki]

my old algebra teacher used to throw this rubber chicken named Bernice at us if we said "cancel out" the fraction instead of divide out. or he'd throw the really big chalkboard errasers at one of us if we made a stupid mistake. oh and he'd scream really loud when he's frustrated or if you're sleeping in class. and he'd dance on the table..pretty much he was crazy, although it was entertaining. never wore black to that class and luckily everyone pretty much knew how to catch.

[*a painefull euphoria*]

my gay algebra teacher throws stuff every time he has a bad date from the night before./

[moninja]

lol, my math teacher talks a lot.
not about the problem, about her life and college and money.

"IF I HAD THAT MUCH BUKU MONEY, I BE OUTTA HER SUCKAS! I BE BACK TO COLLEGE SO I CAN LEARN MORE."

she seriously says it in that way too.

[ANG33ZY]

None of my teachers were ever weird, but there was a teacher when I was in jr. high who was like a real life bobble-head cause his head would really bobble.

LMAO AND I JUST REMEMBERED.. My friend had this teacher who likes to sit on doorknobs. and one day he went to school early and he saw the teacher's door and the doorknob was jiggling LMAO. so he went to the other side of the building to look in the window and he could see his teacher sweating and stuff. roflmao

[Serendipity]

^ Hahaha.

Uhhh. Not extremely weird, but my history teacher keeps this jar in his classroom labeled "Ashes of Bad Students." I thought it was pretty funny. He showed it to us when some kid was being bad, but he was just joking around.

But I did have this one substitute teacher. She would start randomly crying and have nervous breakdowns. This other one just HAD to hold the chalk with a Kleenex, for some reason. And he didn't know that you had to put a transparency down on the overhead before you write on it.

[kimmytree]

My American History teacher / Principal claims Hilary Clinton is the anti-christ, beats his children, and thinks its the end of the world... now that Democrats have control of the senate and house.

My Chemistry teacher is a #$%#$% pedophile. He claims "God spoke to him", and wanted him to leave his job as a well known doctor to teach science at some off the wall Christian school. He's a MD, spent over 15 years in school, and WAS a millionare. But he gave all that up for a $30,000 a year salary. Yeah right.

and the list goes on.

[*mzkandi*]

My drawing teacher is a big time raver and occasionally goes to parties thrown by students at my school.

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I had an english teacher that was totally physco. She was so happy everyday...it was getting creepy. But then our class made her quit.

[angelrevelation]

My health teacher tells us interesting stories, like how he saw his dog having sex, and it got stuck my science teacher from last year named his computers... but ehh, they're cool.

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my teacher for social studies always gives us these lectures EVERYDAY. its so annoying. he always gives us the same lecture but the day before, he'll say he wont give us the lecture anymore.

i hate my teachers

[cori-catastrophe]

My physical science teacher has a fake leg. It fell off one time in the middle of class.
Yup. I have lots of weird teachers. My math teacher is ALWAYS smiling. And I mean always. And if she catches you with hair in your face she'll slap you with a ruler.
And my old band director was like gothic or something. He always wore old VIP jackets & black pants. I never saw him wear anything other than black.

[*My Cinderella.*]

My lab teacher. He's so monotone.

[-sincerely]

my science teacher... everybody thinks she's weird.
i loveee her. she's so awesomeee.
like, she can ask you who you'd like, and you'd feel absolutely fine telling her. she's trying to help this other girl quit smoking. she's like, the awesomest teacher ever. she listens to you, and she's there for the kids, not for the salary.

..but yeah, people think she's weird.
cos she sings and dances in class.


another teacher of mine touches himself.
another one touches.. girls.

[watchhmeshinee]

my computer teacher is one of those 'cool' teachers.
she acts like shes my age, when she's not, lol.

one day she was standing behind me and randomly she just said 'fosho'.


it was so funny.

[cori-catastrophe]

my science teacher... everybody thinks she's weird.
i loveee her. she's so awesomeee.
like, she can ask you who you'd like, and you'd feel absolutely fine telling her. she's trying to help this other girl quit smoking. she's like, the awesomest teacher ever. she listens to you, and she's there for the kids, not for the salary.

..but yeah, people think she's weird.
cos she sings and dances in class.


another teacher of mine touches himself.
another one touches.. girls.

Omi-gawd. My old science teacher was exactally like that. We would just be sitting there in dead silence taking a test or something & she would just randomly scream at the top of her lungs. And she always read us really funny jokes. And of course, it being science, we talked about sex cells. And she always make fun of my old history teacher because he had like 7 girls & no boys, saying that he had no chromosomes to produce a boy. His face got so red. It was hilarious.

[-sincerely]

my computer teacher is one of those 'cool' teachers.
she acts like shes my age, when she's not, lol.

one day she was standing behind me and randomly she just said 'fosho'.
it was so funny.

Omi-gawd. My old science teacher was exactally like that. We would just be sitting there in dead silence taking a test or something & she would just randomly scream at the top of her lungs. And she always read us really funny jokes. And of course, it being science, we talked about sex cells. And she always make fun of my old history teacher because he had like 7 girls & no boys, saying that he had no chromosomes to produce a boy. His face got so red. It was hilarious.

LMFAO.

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Yeah. It was funny though because at the beginning of the year when she would scream, a bunch of teacher would come running in there to see what was wrong.
Toward the end of the year, they knew that there was nothing wrong so they would just bang on the walls & she would always be like "I guess I should shut up now, huh?"

[xhidethedetails]

Our science teacher says mmk after every sentence. So my friend and me were bored and we counted how many times she said it in a 30-minute class period. 48.

And whenever I see my old American History teacher he always winks at me and gives me a lollypop.

My American History teacher now..Wow she is so b****y. If you dont get an answer right she'll yell at you. And when she talks she sounds like she’s screaming.

Other then that my teachers aren’t weird.

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I hate my homeroom teacher. He is always making fun of the band class saying they are a bunch of geeks and losers when he is the president of this FBLA[Future Business Leaders of America] club and the Chess club.

[miiichellley]

Haha. I had a teacher last year for history who probably taught like, everything BUT social studies. He would teach us the proper way to write, how they do stuff in college, life lessons (not that useful), etc etc and for homework we would just READ the textbook. He didn't bother to explain the stuff. Half the time in class we would socialize with everyone else, i liked that. Oh yeah, and there were tests twice a week. And he would call out the questions and you answer them on paper, and they were like 6 questions long. those tests were peer graded. So you could cheat your score. Haha.

my computer teacher is one of those 'cool' teachers.
she acts like shes my age, when she's not, lol.

one day she was standing behind me and randomly she just said 'fosho'.
it was so funny.

Oh yeah, btw. my english teacher does the same thing. She has Hello Kitty all over the room and a pink Razr and yeah. But she's like, everybody's favorite teacher.

[shadyraven]

None of my teachers were ever weird, but there was a teacher when I was in jr. high who was like a real life bobble-head cause his head would really bobble.

Rofl!

My maths teacher does the same thing. He bobbles his head when he talks and when he gets mad his head bobbles faster.

He looks like a turtle.

Plus he has a tonne of weird sayings such as :
"Divide the WHOLE JOLLY LOT!!" And "My friend pythagoras..."

oh and whats that pyramid called...hmmm (Its a pyamid and everyone number below adds up to the one above.. Pfft I wasnt really listening.).. well one day he said... "Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?"

He's so cute.

lol.

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

my gay algebra teacher throws stuff every time he has a bad date from the night before./

that`s hilarious.

-My English teacher twitches nonstop.
-My other English teacher looks like Jesus, NO f**king JOKE.
- When my Spanish teacher talks to some girls, he`ll flick his tongue in this creepy way.
-My ap bio teacher is just annoying. She says this one phrase but I can`t recall it right now.
-My statistics teacher doesn`t give a shit what you do.period.(homework,tests,etc)
-My contemporary world religions teacher is on crack. She has bitch fits with few students and is normal at the end of the class.
-My PE teacher looks like her husband.


....the list goes on.

[*salcha4u*]

APUSH teacher has OCD. EVERYTHING in his room is straight. Hahah my friends would walk by his desk on purpose and "accidentally" move the stapler so that it's crooked. Of course, the teacher would have to get out of what he's doing to go fix it..