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 Jun 18 2004, 08:08 AM
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 omgah_itsmaggiex=new username.  Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,467  |
A woman goes into labor and after hours and hours the pain is overwhelming her. So the doc tells them about this new machine that is supposed to transfer some of the pain to the father in order to make child birth easier. Well the husband agrees and the doc puts it at 10%...after a few minutes the guy swears he feels nothing and the womans pain is less so they up it to 25%. Still the husband feels no pain and the wife is loving how relaxed she is becoming...so the guy insists on taking alllll of the pain. The doc hesitates but does what he's told. The baby is born and both the wife and her husband are in no pain and thrilled at their new child. Then they go home and find the mailman dead on the front porch....
*in other words, the mailman was the dad.* |
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MeLoNiSyUmMy joke - paternity Jun 18 2004, 08:08 AM
Yemmerz Haha, thats funny. OOOOOOOOOOOOH I GET IT!... Jun 18 2004, 08:27 AM kryogenix topic moved to humor Jun 18 2004, 09:42 AM tainted_angel Ooohh...LoL! Nice one. Jun 18 2004, 09:52 AM kirbymuixo Hahaha! How funny! It's no wonder why ... Jun 18 2004, 02:27 PM mai_z hehe that's funny, i heard one like that tho..... Jun 18 2004, 02:51 PM lilaznkkid whats paternity? Jun 18 2004, 07:15 PM hybrid Haha. Pssh. Wow. That was odd. Heard it before..... Jun 18 2004, 09:41 PM JessJR1022 QUOTE(lilaznkkid @ Jun 18 2004, 7:15 PM)whats... Jun 18 2004, 09:43 PM Winter Lol good one! Jun 18 2004, 10:13 PM Gypsy Eyes haha those are hilarious! Jun 18 2004, 11:16 PM dani41790 hahaha omg thats realli funni Jun 19 2004, 05:11 AM AngelicEyz00 LMAO... that skank.... haha Jun 20 2004, 02:27 PM LatinaLady oh my goodness. thats good. no way i didnt expect ... Jun 20 2004, 03:07 PM juliar WHOA.
That was real good. Jun 20 2004, 03:14 PM JoocyFrewt haha. i heard there was something like that in a m... Jun 20 2004, 09:24 PM × JeNi × hahaha das reallie funnie :D got me laughing xP Jun 25 2004, 01:18 AM ji_cabinx that's great! too funny... Jun 26 2004, 03:58 PM baybietenshi i thought the machine that transferred pain was th... Jun 26 2004, 04:12 PM islandkiss o.. I heard that one before.. but it's still f... Jun 26 2004, 09:23 PM
princess2113 LOL aww Jun 29 2004, 08:55 PM  |
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