PATRIOT Act Illegal to Read, The Onion |
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 Jul 7 2007, 10:17 AM
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QUOTE WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush spoke out Monday in support of a revised version of the 2001 USA Patriot Act that would make it illegal to read the USA Patriot Act. "Under current federal law, there are unreasonable obstacles to investigating and prosecuting acts of terrorism, including the public's access to information about how the federal police will investigate and prosecute acts of terrorism," Bush said at a press conference Monday. "For the sake of the American people, I call on Congress to pass this important law prohibiting access to itself." Bush also proposed extending the rights of states to impose the death penalty "in the wake of Sept. 11 and stuff." http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32312 Oh Em Gee! Joseph McCarthy is back! |
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Jul 7 2007, 12:07 PM
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 Kimberly  Group: Member Posts: 1,961 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,599 |
Looks like they're trying to cover stuff up. What a shocker.
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Jul 7 2007, 12:51 PM
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 people are wrong. women ARE objects. Group: Member Posts: 189 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 540,281 |
the onion is a very credible news source
this is a national emergency now bcuz our rights are slowly being taken from us |
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Jul 7 2007, 01:22 PM
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 Peggy. Group: Member Posts: 2,508 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 214,025 |
LOL. I
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