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PATRIOT Act Illegal to Read, The Onion
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post Jul 7 2007, 10:17 AM
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WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush spoke out Monday in support of a revised version of the 2001 USA Patriot Act that would make it illegal to read the USA Patriot Act. "Under current federal law, there are unreasonable obstacles to investigating and prosecuting acts of terrorism, including the public's access to information about how the federal police will investigate and prosecute acts of terrorism," Bush said at a press conference Monday. "For the sake of the American people, I call on Congress to pass this important law prohibiting access to itself." Bush also proposed extending the rights of states to impose the death penalty "in the wake of Sept. 11 and stuff."


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32312


Oh Em Gee! Joseph McCarthy is back!
 
 
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kimmytree
post Jul 7 2007, 12:07 PM
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Looks like they're trying to cover stuff up. What a shocker. ermm.gif
 
tr1pp1n
post Jul 7 2007, 12:51 PM
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people are wrong. women ARE objects.
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the onion is a very credible news source

this is a national emergency now bcuz our rights are slowly being taken from us
 
sprezzatura
post Jul 7 2007, 01:22 PM
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LOL. I throb.gif The Onion.
 

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