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*mona lisa*
post Apr 6 2007, 04:20 PM
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This is probably old but:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.





















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

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mona lisa   Wow   Apr 6 2007, 04:20 PM
kryogenix   Every post is a repost is a repost.   Apr 6 2007, 04:22 PM
mipadi   I know who I want. I want Franklin Roosevelt.   Apr 6 2007, 04:23 PM
marzipan   Dang. That's kind of weird. I picked C, whic...   Apr 6 2007, 04:24 PM
toyo loco   QUOTE(marzipan @ Apr 6 2007, 2:24 PM) Dan...   Apr 6 2007, 05:15 PM
kayceeisms   The best part of Candidate C is that his wife is h...   Apr 6 2007, 04:24 PM
mona lisa   QUOTE(mipadi @ Apr 6 2007, 5:23 PM) I kno...   Apr 6 2007, 04:27 PM
I Viddy Horrorshow   Well, this is why you get all your information fir...   Apr 6 2007, 04:28 PM
Arjuna Capulong   QUOTE(mona lisa @ Apr 6 2007, 5:20 PM) Ca...   Apr 6 2007, 04:28 PM
kryogenix   I picked B because he sounds like your average col...   Apr 6 2007, 04:46 PM
Jeng   Dang I chose Adolf Hitler, -cuts- Wow did I miss j...   Apr 6 2007, 05:33 PM
SimplicityGirl   Picked C...did not know that it'd be Hitler. S...   Apr 6 2007, 05:33 PM
Podomaht   QUOTE(mona lisa @ Apr 6 2007, 5:20 PM) Th...   Apr 6 2007, 05:39 PM
mona lisa   QUOTE(Podomaht @ Apr 6 2007, 6:39 PM) DID...   Apr 6 2007, 06:14 PM
Podomaht   QUOTE(mona lisa @ Apr 6 2007, 7:14 PM) I...   Apr 6 2007, 07:06 PM
kimmytree   Dang, and I would have picked C, Adolf Hitler. Hah...   Apr 6 2007, 06:11 PM
WHIMSICAL 0NE   I didn't remember seeing this before but I cho...   Apr 6 2007, 06:23 PM
Kurd Jam   B seems to be a bit obnoxious and somewhat of an o...   Apr 6 2007, 06:32 PM
Wo0yaPo0ya   Yeah, I've seen this before. I chose C the fir...   Apr 6 2007, 07:03 PM
Monochrome.   I picked C. And its hitler. See this is why I sho...   Apr 7 2007, 03:01 PM
&/degradanca.   i picked c. dang.   Apr 7 2007, 11:47 PM
catastrophic   I remember printing this out and showing it to my ...   Apr 7 2007, 11:58 PM


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