I'm pregnant. :x, jk <3 |
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 May 12 2008, 07:36 PM
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 That's what she said.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200  |
Me being the person I am, loves loves loves kids. So you can imagine how disappointed I get when one of my girlfriends uses her "food baby" bellies to her advantage to try to pretend that shes pregnant. Its happened to be about 3 times and I've believed every one!
Jane: Wow! Your stomachs big! Person: Its cause I'm pregnant, Jane...you didn't know that? Jane:  YOURE PREGNANT! OMG! SINCE WHEN!*starts jumping around the room* Person: *laughs and stomach deflates* Has that ever happened to you or have you ever done it to people? |
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May 12 2008, 07:41 PM
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 metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
Yeah, me and my friends go up to people sometimes, and ask if its a boy or a girl, sometimes it's a joke, but then they're like, yeah, its a girl. i found out _____.
and then its like.. o_o umm... ok going now |
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May 12 2008, 07:44 PM
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That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
Today I had to use the bathroom so my stomach my really round and hard and I told people to feel my brolic baby. They were liek
 DUDE WHAT IS THAT!? WHY IS IT SO HARD?
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May 12 2008, 07:47 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 717 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 636,551 |
Oh, shit. Jane, I totally thought you were serious for a moment there, haha.
I've had a couple of my friends joke about being pregnant with me back in highschool, and me, being the gullible person I am, believed every single one of them. Until, that is, it actually became true -- that's when I didn't believe her. (Kinda like the boy who cried wolf) Then she showed me her HPT, and I totally flipped out again. |
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May 12 2008, 07:47 PM
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metalmouth hoee Group: Member Posts: 786 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 566,794 |
Every time i wear one of these kind of shirts:
people think im pregnant. <_< and i just go along with it for kicks |
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May 12 2008, 07:51 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 717 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 636,551 |
Those are the stereotypical maternity-norm clothes that most mothers wear during their pregnancies, so I can see where they get that from. o.o
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May 12 2008, 07:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
QUOTE(foxx @ May 12 2008, 08:47 PM)  Every time i wear one of these kind of shirts: http://www.hollisterco.com/hol/images/coll...43_05_900_x.jpg people think im pregnant. <_< One of my friends wears baby doll shirts a lot, and my other friend makes fun of her saying that they're "pregnant clothes." None of my friends have ever joked about being pregnant, and neither have I. I used to pretend I was when I was little, though, by filling my stomach with air. Haha. |
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May 15 2008, 06:28 PM
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That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
QUOTE(foxx @ May 12 2008, 08:47 PM) Every time i wear one of these kind of shirts: The weird thing is, my friend who was actually pregnant (she aborted) wore those kinds of shirts a lot when she was but you couldn't see it, so people didn't think she was.
http://www.hollisterco.com/hol/images/coll...43_05_900_x.jpg people think im pregnant. <_< and i just go along with it for kicks |
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May 15 2008, 06:36 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
I haven't ever been asked that, otherwise I'd feel really bad. I'm fat, but it's evenly distributed around my body. LOL. I usually don't assume things about people...
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May 15 2008, 06:42 PM
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That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
^ Yeah, me niether. But sometimes it makes you curious when your friend usually has a flat tummy then comes in one day with a big one.
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May 15 2008, 07:43 PM
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 <(^_^<) DANCE!(>^_^)> Group: Official Member Posts: 1,304 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,621 |
 i lied to this guy once about being pregnant. i was a senior and he was a freshman (one of my best friend's little brother who had a crush on me). so one time at lunch i was wearing this tube top kind of shirt that made me look preggers and my friends started teasing me about it when he walks up and asks me if it's true. i couldn't resist and gave him this whole sob story about how i was pregnant and my boyfriend had dumped me and how i didn't know how to tell my parents... so he ends up telling me how he'll take care of me and how he won't ever leave me... it was sooo funny. after about half an hour my friends & i couldn't hold it the laughter and we had to tell him the truth. it was too funny. but i will never do that again to anyone because it's scary having someone do it to me.
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May 15 2008, 07:49 PM
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 sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
WTF JANE. i click view new posts and i see "i'm pregnant" from you and i didn't read the jk part because i skipped right to the first post and... HMPH
i could never try and get a food baby. that would screw over my "diet." by diet i mean... i eat minimal amounts of food every hour or every other hour. lots of food + me = sick. |
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May 15 2008, 08:54 PM
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 The Illustrious Mari C. Group: Member Posts: 586 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,671 |
I never ask people if they're pregnant because if they're just big I'd feel as if I was being rude & nah if I was pregnant no one would be able to tell for about 7months...so I can't ever really fool anyone
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