Demotivators. Options

[Smoogrish]

Sooo, you guys have all seen those motivational posters, the ones with some special trait on them, and then a huge inspirational picture, and then some motivational text that's supposed to make you work harder? Yeah. And then there are those demotivational ones (despair.com or something like that, google "demotivator posters"). If you had to make a motivational one (to make yourself do you homework as opposed to lurking cB), and a demotivational poster (to poke fun of yourself), what would it be like? What picture would you put on, what trait, and what text?