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y0 m0mma jokes, have any?
immersion31
post Jul 1 2004, 11:06 PM
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yo momma is so stupid, she stole free samples.

yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in safeway and starved to death

yo momma is so fat that wen she was infected wit flesh eating diesease, n the doctor gave her 50 years to live
 
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post Jul 2 2004, 02:22 AM
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YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE BROKE THE SPEED LIMIT AND OFFERD TO FIX IT
 
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post Jul 2 2004, 04:12 AM
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yo momma is so fat everytime she wore high heels, she strikes oil!

yo momma is so stupid when i told her that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

yo momma is so stupid when she got hit by a cup she told the cops she got mugged

yo momma is so stupid she ordered a sush well-done

yo momma is so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

yo momma is so ugly she has to trick or treat on the phone


okay i think thats enough.....well enjoy have a nice day _smile.gif
 
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post Jul 3 2004, 01:47 AM
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dont have any sorry but ill laugh at all of them!!! lol
 
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post Jul 17 2004, 08:47 PM
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yo mom is soo dumb it took her 30 minutes to cook minute rice.
Yo mom is soo fat she could sell shades.
Yo mom is soo fat shes the one that broke the Twin Towers.
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 12:29 PM
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woah these r plain evil lol
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 08:28 PM
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yo mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 10:08 PM
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XD haha these are mean, but they're funny if you read them.
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 08:01 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates to cook books

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the GAP to get her teeth fixed

Yo mama's so ugly she gives freddy krueger nightmares

ok ok I'll be nice to mama:

Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 02:47 PM
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dunt like dem. i dunt c wuts so funny about it either.
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 01:14 AM
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sorry if you've heard any of these already

yo momma so poor, when her friend came over and asked where the toilet was, she said "pick any corner".

yo momma so fat, when she put on a red shirt, everyone yelled "KOOL AID!!".

(kinda similar^^)

yo momma so fat, when she put on a yellow dress the sun got jealous.

yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

yo momma so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper. (so stupid haha)

yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. (so old)

yo momma so fat, when God said "Let there be light", he was telling her to move.

yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 04:22 AM
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I love my mommy. I don't make jokes about her. huh.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 01:33 PM
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yo mama's so old, she sad besdie jesus in 3rd grade
yo mama's so small, she doesn't trip over curbs; she bodyslams into them
yo mama's so fat, wen she puts on a yello raincoat, ppl start yelling "taxi!! taxi!!!"
yo mama's so old, she tested the wheel.
yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need to run to any base; she REACHES OVER.
yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got sued for mooning
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 01:58 PM
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yo mama so stupid she tried 2 drown a fish
yo mama so ugly when she was in labor the doctor asked which end
yo mama so ugly i asked her if her face hurt cuz it was killing me
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 02:08 PM
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i dont have any but urz are funny n*(:
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 04:20 PM
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yo mama's so hairy she has to have a hair trapper in her kitchen sink.
yo mama's so fat wen she plays hopscotch she sez "1 city, 2 city..."
yo mama's such a bad cooker, ur family prays AFTER they eat!
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 10:29 PM
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Yo momma is like a casino, liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Yo momma is so fat not even God can lift her spirit.


Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma's so fat; she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo momma's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo mamma's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo momma' so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Okay, I'm done.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 10:30 PM
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yo mamma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store n starved to death
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 12:00 AM
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yo mama is so stupid she thinks shes still a virgin!
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 12:43 AM
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I cant beleive it's not butter!

Yo mama is so fat when she went into 7/11 she came out at 12/15!!

Yo mama is so small, she hand glides on a dorito!
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 10:18 AM
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i duno if anyone used this cuz i was too lazy to check if anyone did:

yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles popped out
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 01:55 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH! THESE ARE FUNNY (esp the grocery store one)

heres mine!

yo momma is so stoopid , she stared at an orange juice bottle cuz it said concentrate happy.gif

yo momma is so stoopid , she read the map backwards...... _dry.gif

yo momma is so stoopid , she thought she was an attorney...... double _dry.gif

yo momma is so fat , she just needs to touch a guy to push him




I CANT THINK! lol... hope those were funny!
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 04:16 PM
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yo momas breath smells so bad its like her tongue farted
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 10:45 AM
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yo mama so poor when you walked into her room you stepped on a ciggeret and she said who turned the llights out? shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 11:52 AM
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yo momma is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday (no offense)
 
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