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 Jun 25 2004, 02:07 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble  Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379  |
haha funny joke from funnyjunk.com!
Once upon a time... There lived a king. The King had a beautiful daughter, the Princess. But the kingdom was a sad place. There was no laughter, and no joy. The problem was, that everything the Princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood... anthing she touched would melt!! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his beautiful daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The King was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man who could bring his daughter an object that would not melt at her touch, would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first Prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. When the Princess touched it, it melted. The Prince went away sadly. The second Prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But, alas, once the Princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed. The third Prince approached. He told the Princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand...and it did not melt!! The King was overjoyed! Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed! And the third Prince married the Princess and the both lived happily ever after. The question is?!?!?!? What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket??? M&M's! they melt in your mouth, not in your hand! (what were YOU thinking  )
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Jun 25 2004, 04:57 PM
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 <3 Group: Member Posts: 188 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,801 |
omg omg omg...thats a heckka good joke! hahhaa
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Jun 25 2004, 08:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,077 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,904 |
Haha I alreay knew that. This is old. But still funny when you see people think about what was in his pocket.
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Jun 25 2004, 11:39 PM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
OmG! That's pretty funny!
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Jun 26 2004, 10:53 AM
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 ^ moo... Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
lol; i expected somn like that
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Jun 26 2004, 12:43 PM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
L..O...L!!!!
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Jun 26 2004, 01:00 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
eww haha i was thinking of.. ew.
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Jun 26 2004, 03:29 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
ha ha...that was great! do they really not melt in your hands?
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Jun 26 2004, 04:15 PM
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Dorkish_bum Group: Member Posts: 126 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,946 |
lol. i was thinking...n/m what i was thinking :P
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Jun 26 2004, 09:21 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol.. uhh.. I knew that. lol.
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Jun 26 2004, 11:24 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
lmao. ok i read it before but i forgot about it til i read the last part. thats cool =)
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Jun 29 2004, 06:55 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
hmm .. i tried holding m&ms and it melted ..
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Jun 30 2004, 10:50 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha man thats realli funni
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Jul 1 2004, 01:58 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAA. dam thats fricking funny. nice!
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Jul 1 2004, 05:44 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
yea...saw this before...funny stuff xD
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Jul 7 2004, 02:15 PM
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oOo ITS CUTE!
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Jul 7 2004, 02:29 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
wooo caught me there lmao
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Jul 7 2004, 11:17 PM
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 Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
lol first i was like
 but then i got it.. lol
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