Annoying Co-Workers, gah Options

[*Steven*]

So there's this new person working at the office I work at, she's pretty much a secretary. Sooooo annoying. She keeps asking me how to do things, when I don't do what she does and I constantly respond "I don't know." She also talks to me like she's my mother. On top of that, she keeps trying to feed us healthy food and clean all around our areas, which are set up the way they are for a reason t.t Then she gets flustered and apologizes a million times, and keeps asking us if we took something from the printer and she keeps saying she's having troubles printing and that it's messing up when no one else is having problems. Then she won't stop talking to me in the morning, and I'm clearly not friendly in the morning. I shrug her off every time but noooo, she won't stop talking to me.

Anyways. Stories of annoying co workers? Go.