CORRUPT A WISH, corrupt someones wish,&& then make a wish! Options

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

wish granted, but then your teacher says that was the wrong assignment, so you learned them for nothing.


I WISH SOMEONE HOT WAS IN EACH ONE OF MY CLASSES.

[JokeInsideJoke]

granted, but they then died off one by one

i wish i met steve yzerman, my hockey hero

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

wish granted, but then upon meeting him, he treats you like dirt, and you cry and regret ever meeting him.

i wish people moved to mars.

[JokeInsideJoke]

wish granted,but when we get there we all die of the plauge

i wish that my drafting teacher died

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

wish granted, but your teacher`s ghost haunts you forever, so you have no other choice but to commit suicide because you cant take it anymore.


i wish school was cancelled this week.

[JokeInsideJoke]

wish granted, but your computer bracks so you cant get on to CB and talk with all of your amazing friendies.


i wish that my stomach would stop telling me that it is hungry whey that class is silent.

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

wish granted, but since its quiet, you have to use the restroom, and find that your stomach ate itself completely. THEN you die.


i wish it snowed in san francisco all the time.

[JokeInsideJoke]

granted, but it snows so much and the snow covers all of hte doorways so no one can get outside and get food so you all die

i wish that my science teacher actualy taught us something

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

wish granted: the best way to die. then you die.





i wish britney spears could find sanity somehow.

[JokeInsideJoke]

wish granted, but after she finds it we are all really old, and the next day she dies

i wish that my sis would get better so she and my dad can go away like they are suposed to.

[Gryffindor-Girl]

Wish granted but they end up falling in love with the place they went to and never come back home to see you again.

I wish it was February break already.

[JokeInsideJoke]

granted, but you break both your legs the day before break starts.


i wish that i would ace all my quizes i have today

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

wish granted, but then when you get them back, you find out that your teacher[s] recorded the wrong grades and gave you someone elses, so although you aced them, your grades are someone else`s.

i wish dragons were real.

[lkajsfklajskds]

wish granted, but they're carnivores. need i say more?

i wish there was a wal-mart nearby =[

[lkajsfklajskds]

wish granted but then you end up thinking every thing you do is right..oh what the hell, in my dreams of that happening, there is no corruption =P

i wish all my music didnt just mysteriously disappear from my computer =[

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

wish granted, but its porn.

i wish grass was maroon colored.

[lkajsfklajskds]

wish granted but all maroon colored things turn grass colored

i wish i could invent some new and innovative technology

[deactivated]

wish granted, but you wake up with no fingers.

i wish that apple would come out with the new update for the iPhone so i could get a standalone application for AIM right now. T.T

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

wish granted, but when you get your aim, your iphone explodes.

i wish bill gates would fly to Africa and build homes and shit.

[deactivated]

wish granted, but the homes go boom after he leaves.

i wish that my foot wasn't asleep.

[lkajsfklajskds]

wish granted, but then your foot is so wide awake that it starts to act on its own

i wish i had bubble tea right now =[

[deactivated]

wish granted, but it tastes like soap.

i wish that my dad will give me money to go shopping with my friend tomorrow.

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

wish granted, but when he hands you the money, you dont look at it and you just put it in your pocket, then when you pay to take it out, you realize he gave you monopoly money.


i wish good people didnt die young.

[deactivated]

wish granted, but they end up growing so old that they're such pain in the asses that you wished they were dead but then when you posted that wish on cB, it got corrupted so then they end up living forever, ruining your and your future generations' lives.

i wish that i would be able to get more sleep a night.

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

wish granted, but as soon as you fall asleep, you have nightmares that you wish you didnt have, so you eventually decide never to fall asleep again.

i wish cb wasn`t so blue.