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 Dec 26 2004, 10:16 PM
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 you wish...  Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273  |
A little Blonde girl runs up to her mom and shouts out "Mommy, Mommy I got five dollars today!" Her mom does a puzzled look and then says "How did you get that?"
The little girl smiles and says "Little Johny told me to do a cartweel while he was up in a tree" Her mom lowers her eyebrows and says in a firm voice "You know that Little Johny is only trying to see you underwear" "Ohhhhhhh!" Says the little girl and runs upstairs. The next morning she runs up to her mom and yells "Mommy, Mommy! I got ten dollars from Little Johny" "Hunny what did I tell you about..." The little girl interuppts her and says "Listen mommy I didn't get him to look at my underwear today! He went up into a tree I did a cartwheel. Then he came down smiled and said Good job" "Why did he say that?" said the little girls mom "I have no clue Mommy! I wasn't wearing any underwear today!" |
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Dec 26 2004, 10:57 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
How ironic. I was just thinking of a joke similar to this one that my friend told me.
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Dec 26 2004, 11:14 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Lol. Cute.
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Dec 26 2004, 11:17 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
What a silly little boy. LOL. enough said.
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Dec 27 2004, 12:20 AM
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d O r k Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,505 |
Johnny is sure one perverted little kid.
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Dec 27 2004, 12:36 AM
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you like perverted jokes dont you?
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Dec 27 2004, 05:58 AM
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lol amusing joke. naughty johnny!
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Dec 27 2004, 11:17 AM
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you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Dec 27 2004, 12:36 AM) you like perverted jokes dont you? hahaha.. ive actually never heard of a funny nonperverted joke before.. if you have some, why dont you post a few to enlighten me |
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Dec 27 2004, 02:46 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
sick children these days.
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Dec 27 2004, 04:38 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,958 |
what a pervy kid.
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Dec 27 2004, 06:45 PM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
that johnny... what a freaky kid....
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Dec 27 2004, 06:58 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
shouldn't that mom do something?
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Dec 28 2004, 12:07 AM
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you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
QUOTE(mirage @ Dec 27 2004, 6:58 PM) shouldn't that mom do something? are you serious? |
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Dec 28 2004, 04:37 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
LMAO EWWWW how oldish da gurl and how old ish da boy?
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Dec 29 2004, 01:40 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
hahhha! smart guy
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Dec 29 2004, 02:44 AM
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 oh sweet pestilence Group: Member Posts: 2,251 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,876 |
ew
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Dec 30 2004, 03:32 PM
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you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Dec 28 2004, 4:37 AM) LMAO EWWWW how oldish da gurl and how old ish da boy?  im guessing before puberty for the girl.. and just a very curious boy? who wants to explore? |
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Dec 30 2004, 10:27 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
aww!!! how sweet lol
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Dec 30 2004, 10:35 PM
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ive heard that one before...
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Dec 30 2004, 11:50 PM
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 You Kicked My Dog. Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,782 |
i've heard it
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Dec 31 2004, 02:36 PM
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 cameraman swing the focus! Group: Member Posts: 1,880 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,328 |
lol ok now..
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Jan 1 2005, 02:27 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
psh, kidsz these daysz..lol
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Jan 10 2005, 07:20 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
lmao
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Jan 10 2005, 07:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
wut a loser!! lol
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Jan 10 2005, 07:57 PM
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 -Katie- Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,155 |
Lol I heard something like that before.
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