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 Jun 15 2004, 08:51 PM
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 What the fack.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519  |
LoL I've heard all of those but they always get me laughing. Here are three of my own.
Man: "Would you like to come to my place?" Woman: "I don't know, could two people fit under a rock?" Man: "I'd like to get in your pants." Woman: "No that's alright. There's already one @$$hole in there." Man: "I'd like to call you sometime. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phonebook." Man: "But I don't even have your name." Woman: "That's in the phonebook too."   LoL.
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Jun 15 2004, 08:54 PM
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The Pope Group: Member Posts: 371 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,272 |
hmm what about this
>>>> Male: Did It Hurt >>>> Female: What did? >>>> Male:When u fell frome heaven... |
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Jun 15 2004, 09:00 PM
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What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Hmm..I dunno. I've heard that one a lot too..o.o;
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Jun 15 2004, 09:28 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
QUOTE(AZN_DRAGON @ Jun 15 2004, 8:54 PM) hmm what about this >>>> Male: Did It Hurt >>>> Female: What did? >>>> Male:When u fell frome heaven... other version! >>>> Male: Did It Hurt >>>> Female: What did? >>>> Male: When I f***ed you last nite. |
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Jun 19 2004, 02:02 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 87 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,540 |
LOL!
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