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Surgeons., Another Bush joke.
ApocalypseAelis
post Mar 29 2005, 11:55 PM
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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.


One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I
reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."


One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young
man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I
reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."


The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on
cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into
a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left
to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy
hat. Now he's president of the United States."
 

Posts in this topic
ApocalypseAelis   Surgeons.   Mar 29 2005, 11:55 PM
Nicolatofu   haha that one's pretty good. i had to reread t...   Mar 29 2005, 11:57 PM
Babiexdreamerz   Haha....that was funny. I just love jokes.   Mar 29 2005, 11:59 PM
xbr0kensmil3   lol it kinda took me a while to get it..i guess it...   Mar 30 2005, 06:23 AM
yanners   hahah..i liked this one.   Mar 30 2005, 07:26 AM
cocoalightning27   hehehehe Funny One:)   Mar 30 2005, 09:21 AM
Hiphop d[-_-]b   made me smile. sorta. still funny tho`.   Mar 30 2005, 10:54 AM
--x who0ps   lols, cute joke =D   Mar 30 2005, 06:40 PM
mona lisa   hah good one. =]   Mar 30 2005, 07:07 PM
..:loveee.NuTTii   lol cute joke   Mar 30 2005, 09:31 PM
Lightner   hahhaha thats funny i dont like bush cause im not ...   Mar 30 2005, 10:53 PM
WrathOfOnigo   So true.. so true   Apr 1 2005, 11:59 PM
aznxdreamer   thats pretty true.   Apr 2 2005, 06:28 PM
starlette   hehe, i like this one it's pretty funny...shou...   Apr 2 2005, 06:52 PM
surfhottieoffcoast   THATS COMPLETE BULLSHIT I GREW UP IN TEXAS AND GEO...   Apr 2 2005, 09:27 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine   QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 2 2005, 9:27 P...   Apr 2 2005, 09:35 PM
pandamonium   QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 2 2005, 9:27 P...   Apr 3 2005, 12:57 PM
pandamonium   sry i double posted my back button wasnt working p...   Apr 3 2005, 12:59 PM
IamRad   hhahaha nice and whoever spazzed up there.. it sa...   Apr 2 2005, 09:46 PM
k_dizzle90   funny stuff   Apr 2 2005, 10:47 PM
surfhottieoffcoast   lemmy put it this way....if there was a joke....ab...   Apr 3 2005, 12:35 PM
funbobby   George Bush I can quote as saying: 'Then maybe...   Apr 3 2005, 12:48 PM
starlette   lol...thats a funny joke. I dont care either way ...   Apr 3 2005, 12:52 PM
surfhottieoffcoast   yes it was a joke yes i overreacted and yes bush i...   Apr 3 2005, 01:23 PM
surfhottieoffcoast   what does everyone have against pony bootys and co...   Apr 3 2005, 01:28 PM
funbobby   I cant speak for anyone else, but right.... Good j...   Apr 3 2005, 02:03 PM


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