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 Dec 13 2006, 09:39 PM
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QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Nov 26 2006, 1:57 PM)  Yeah it sucks, because I have to always find something to put on before I leave my room  me too i hate it i get it pretty much every morning and i always have to go to weights in the morning so yeah its a problem. |
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Dec 14 2006, 01:41 AM
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I do, and sometimes I wish I could use it... XD
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Dec 14 2006, 09:11 AM
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I prefer chopping my timber in the afternoon... it's too cold to go outside in the morning... Oh wait... I get it now... no wait... yeah... we're still talking about trees...
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Dec 18 2006, 02:30 AM
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How do you guys sleep and deal with it in the morning? I only sleep with my boxers.. when i wake up, I go take a shower too so it wares off. My mom never saw me with a morning wood and I don't plan that she will anytime to my whole life. That's what L0CKS are for.
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Dec 19 2006, 02:18 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 3:33 PM) its no fair, girls should get morning wood girls have periods. we think guys should have it too 
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Dec 19 2006, 03:07 PM
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 What's my name? Janette. and ily. <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,139 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,911 |
Haha these are funny topics to read...
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Dec 19 2006, 03:08 PM
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 Pokeball, GO! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,832 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,009 |
I get it sometimes. It doesn't bother me 'cause I never see anyone first thing in the morning. If I do, it sucks because it's so obvious.
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Dec 21 2006, 10:15 AM
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There are guys that don't get morning wood?
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Dec 22 2006, 04:34 AM
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QUOTE(boo! grr... @ Dec 10 2006, 5:44 AM) girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP guys: -wet dreams -morning wood girls: -periods -breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux) -cramps -bloating and if we go into pregnancy: -morning sickness -the whole child birth thing -weird sense of tastes and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it. I have heard that males getting kidney stones is more painfull then childbirth. I have heard this from not just from men, but a few women who have given birth think so too. Think of it this way, a baby comming out a severly inlarged vagina or shards of glass like material comming out of a tiny normal sized pee hole...its very paonful. And for women it is not as bad, so I hear anyway. Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer. A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls! |
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Dec 22 2006, 10:11 PM
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QUOTE(Jerico Drum @ Dec 22 2006, 4:34 AM) I have heard that males getting kidney stones is more painfull then childbirth. I have heard this from not just from men, but a few women who have given birth think so too. Think of it this way, a baby comming out a severly inlarged vagina or shards of glass like material comming out of a tiny normal sized pee hole...its very paonful. And for women it is not as bad, so I hear anyway. Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer. A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls! fingers are now shoved up our ass too, well its slowly being integrated into the whole pap smear. as for kidney stones, women get them too. we also have ovarian cysts. try having one that ruptures when it is the size of a grapefruit, i spent 18 hours in the hospital. when you have a kidney stone, once it passes your pretty much done. but for a cyst, you have to wait until the liquid is absorbed, the pain was so intense i contemplated a hysterectomy. id rather have the stone... |
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Dec 22 2006, 11:55 PM
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QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Dec 22 2006, 10:11 PM) fingers are now shoved up our ass too, well its slowly being integrated into the whole pap smear. as for kidney stones, women get them too. we also have ovarian cysts. try having one that ruptures when it is the size of a grapefruit, i spent 18 hours in the hospital. when you have a kidney stone, once it passes your pretty much done. but for a cyst, you have to wait until the liquid is absorbed, the pain was so intense i contemplated a hysterectomy. id rather have the stone... I know that women get kidney stones too, but for men it is coming out a smaller hole. And it doesn't always go away after you pass a few. My friend Brandon had them for a week and a friend I had in middle school had them for like a freaking year! I guess you got the cyst though, I really don't know much about them. |
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Jan 18 2007, 08:27 PM
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i only got it a couple times
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Jan 19 2007, 12:27 AM
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i jack off in my sleep
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Jan 20 2007, 01:27 AM
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lol i once slept over at my boyfriends and he woke up with it and hes like u hafta give me a few minutes b4 i can get up...it was kinda funny
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Jan 20 2007, 02:29 AM
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I get it now and than. It's just disturbing when someone comes in the room, and I'm like uhhh...... (x
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Jan 21 2007, 01:57 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
uh not usually. but if i do..it's very mild.
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Jan 23 2007, 09:44 PM
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lol TBH, not really, if ever..
I always hear of it, but it never really happens. I might get it DURING sleeping with the dreams n' all..but not right when I get up, which is a good thing. |
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May 23 2007, 09:40 PM
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what a wonderful world we live in huh? this just proves that god hates the male specie.
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May 24 2007, 06:20 PM
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i hate it when my sister comes to wake me up.. and im all rolled on my back with the blanket just everywhere else besides on me and she's just standing there laughing than some times my mom comes in...
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May 24 2007, 06:25 PM
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I hate getting it, and then realizing that you have to be at school/work very soon, and you still have to go eat breakfast and you are forced to put on jeans because shorts are too flimsy and it will just plop back down and be easy to see. So I tend to walk with jeans and my arms crossed as if I were stretching so no one notices. Then I quickly sit down and cros smy legs and hurry and eat then get out of there :D
but yeah, I used to get it more often, now its just now and then. edit: Phh women may have to go through all that pregnancy nonsense, but we have to deal with them throwing up loudly and interrupting our TV experience. Also the whole drive to the hospital thing, "Can I just finish this game real quick!?" |
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May 24 2007, 07:10 PM
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muhfucka yo mama's a bitch Group: Banned Posts: 1,461 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 506,674 |
I get morning metal....now thats a pain a cold shower can't even cure.
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May 24 2007, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 06:33 PM) its no fair, girls should get morning wood No fair, guys should have periods and have to worry about getting pregnant. |
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May 25 2007, 01:47 AM
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c[: Group: Member Posts: 2,302 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,876 |
QUOTE(Duchess of Dork @ Dec 21 2006, 11:15 AM) There are guys that don't get morning wood? that's what i was thinking. :O |
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May 25 2007, 01:48 AM
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hahahahaha
i had to look up what morning wood was i never knew LOL actually i never even heard of it before now. "/ hm. i should ask my bf if he gets it lmao |
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May 25 2007, 04:46 PM
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 Hi, Im Brook. Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 |
QUOTE(boo! grr... @ Dec 10 2006, 06:44 AM) girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP guys: -wet dreams -morning wood girls: -periods -breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux) -cramps -bloating and if we go into pregnancy: -morning sickness -the whole child birth thing -weird sense of tastes and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it. Sooooooooo true. |
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