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how many of you guys, get morning wood?
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post Jul 11 2007, 06:13 PM
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awwe pooor guyss ^.^
i've always wondered, (when im around my guy friends)
if they were in that "moment" .lol.
 
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post Jul 29 2007, 01:04 PM
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ah..that would be embarassing if someone else saw it.
 
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post Jul 29 2007, 01:32 PM
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I was on the train and some guy about 40 had a boner and it poked my leg. And i'm not sure if he was playing it off or he really didn't noticed but wth._.OMG one of the scariest moments of my life. The guy looked like a damn rapist-_-
 
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post Jul 29 2007, 05:05 PM
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i thought most guys have it every mornin _unsure.gif

then they go to the bathroom and pee then it's gone lol
 
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post Jul 29 2007, 05:45 PM
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Honestly, minimum one day out of a week. We have our special day, we call "sexors day" :D
Sometimes two days out of a week.
Now as far as how many times in each of those days... most of the time 2 times, sometimes 3 times.
You're probably callin me a bullshitter, if so... go to a Whole Food store or a vitamin shop like GNC... and buy Yohimbe/Yohimbine. Take 2 pills 30 minutes before your fun with your lady... and taaadaaaa natural viagra from mother nature herself :P
or you could just be a man and get aroused naturally.
 
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post Jul 29 2007, 05:49 PM
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It happens almost every day.

It's bad when you fall asleep in class and wake up with one... can't get up for a little bit mellow.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2007, 02:26 AM
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QUOTE(lostgrl16 @ Jul 29 2007, 03:05 PM) *
i thought most guys have it every mornin _unsure.gif

then they go to the bathroom and pee then it's gone lol

hahaah yeah it's something like that... i think. i don't really remember but that's pretty much the 1st thing i do when i wake up.
 
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post Jul 31 2007, 02:28 AM
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sometimes. just natural.
 
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post Aug 6 2007, 02:37 AM
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post Aug 7 2007, 06:48 AM
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QUOTE(JustinSezRAWR @ Jul 30 2007, 08:49 AM) *
It happens almost every day.

It's bad when you fall asleep in class and wake up with one... can't get up for a little bit mellow.gif


eek.gif Gosh. Sounds a bit unlucky haha

Damn, how embarrassing would that be if someone saw.

I see one reason why I'm glad I'm female _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 8 2007, 10:00 PM
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LMAO!!! This Is HILARIOUS!!! My Ex-Boyfriend Had That Happen To Him One Night...I Was Sitting On His Lap And What Do You Know...Something Was Poking Me...It Was Hilarious...I Felt Sorry For Him...lol

Yea...I Thought Guyz Get It Every Morning
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 05:46 AM
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Well imagine this, you're at this party and when you wakeup in the morning bloody dizzy.. and guess what? all the gals around you are starring at your thingy rofl :)))) and at first you don't think about that, you're like "do i have something on my face or smth" and such... and then you take a look at your panties and you get all blushy :)))

PS: Take care of your "wood" when you zip your pants, otherwise it will hurtttt as hell :)))
 
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post Aug 9 2007, 01:27 PM
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post Aug 19 2007, 05:43 PM
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everyday i get morning wood, woohoo
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well, i'm a guy so i get wood at all times of day,
not just the morning (:
 
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post Aug 19 2007, 06:25 PM
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Every frickin morning.

Oh well.
 
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post Aug 23 2007, 10:23 PM
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Apparently, the bad thing is if you don't get morning wood.

Morning wood naturally happens when a guy is in REM and his body is in deep relaxation. When a guy doesn't/can't get morning wood, he's kinda impotent.
 
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post Aug 30 2007, 04:05 PM
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That's what wakes me up at 3 in the morning.
 
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post Aug 30 2007, 04:25 PM
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laugh.gif I always see guys on the train in the morning trying to hide their boners.
 
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post Aug 30 2007, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE(resplendence @ Aug 23 2007, 08:23 PM) *

Apparently, the bad thing is if you don't get morning wood.

Morning wood naturally happens when a guy is in REM and his body is in deep relaxation. When a guy doesn't/can't get morning wood, he's kinda impotent.

Really, so if I dream, I'm going to get a boner? Dang, I hope I dont dream when I'm dorming.
 
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post Sep 3 2007, 08:43 AM
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HAHA this is hilarious.

I'm so glad I'm a girl happy.gif
At least we don't have any really obvious 'problems' xD
 
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post Sep 18 2007, 09:18 PM
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i get morning wood..
and i get night wood...
and midday wood..
and evening wood...
and sleeping wood.
 
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post Sep 18 2007, 09:42 PM
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Lately...i've seen my dads.
=l ew.

it's funny though.
 
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post Sep 18 2007, 10:07 PM
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^ that's disturbing.
 
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post Sep 18 2007, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE(jammylise @ Sep 18 2007, 07:42 PM) *
Lately...i've seen my dads.
=l ew.

it's funny though.



QUOTE(PINKLollyPOP @ Sep 18 2007, 08:07 PM) *
^ that's disturbing.


Lmao. Sorry. That just made me laugh.
 
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post Oct 5 2007, 05:11 AM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 07:33 PM) *
its no fair, girls should get morning wood

ok u get morning wood. we get cramps, periods, mood swings, pregnancy, labor pains,pushen a kid outa a hole that only dialates to 10 centimeters && losing our virginity... talk about morning wood ... try that!!!! u males got the easy life
 
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