adam and eve, Bible related joke here. |
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 Jul 1 2004, 07:10 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D:  Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432  |
this is kinda Biblical, so bear with me here.
One night, Adam came home very late to his wife, Eve. "Where have you been?" Eve asks. "I've been waiting up all night for you!" "I've just been out with some friends," Adam replies. "No need to worry. Let's go to bed, I'm beat." So they both went to bed. Adam fell asleep very soon, just to be woken up by something poking him. He thought it was nothing, and went to sleep again, only to be woken up again! He looked over, and saw Eve, poking him in the ribs. "Honey, what are you doing?!" Adam asked. "Oh, nothing," Eve said, laying back down again. "Just counting your ribs." |
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Jul 1 2004, 07:12 PM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
HaHa I get it! Because God took Adams ribs in the original story!
 ☻ ☻ ☻ AzN_PnoY_BoI |
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Jul 1 2004, 07:24 PM
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haha i get it
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Jul 1 2004, 07:41 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
i get it...
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Jul 1 2004, 07:42 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
i get it. lol
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Jul 1 2004, 10:25 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
QUOTE(azn_pnoy_boi @ Jul 1 2004, 6:12 PM) HaHa I get it! Because God took Adams ribs in the original story! ☻ ☻ ☻ AzN_PnoY_BoI i didnt get it til i read this |
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Jul 1 2004, 10:49 PM
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 te iubesc! Group: Member Posts: 212 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,429 |
i dont get it
 im sucha blonde!!! 
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Jul 2 2004, 11:13 AM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
QUOTE(BlondE x Babii @ Jul 1 2004, 11:49 PM) i dont get it im sucha blonde!!! You are really blonde...Lolz...  ☻ ☻ ☻ AzN_PnoY_BoI |
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Jul 2 2004, 01:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 224 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,206 |
god made eve with one of adams ribs.
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Jul 2 2004, 02:29 PM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
whoa! people actually understood it! cool! yay!!!!!!!!! lol
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Jul 3 2004, 02:04 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol i get it
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Jul 3 2004, 03:36 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol, it kind of sounds like one of those "inside jokes". LoL, not bad.
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Jul 3 2004, 07:42 PM
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 Rock like a GIRL.. Group: Member Posts: 250 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,434 |
i dont get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 3 2004, 09:14 PM
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i dont get it?
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Jul 4 2004, 08:58 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jul 1 2004, 10:25 PM) i didnt get it til i read this lol. I'll ditto that. |
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