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A Candleholder, one of Mitch Hedberg's standup jokes
thanhmai
post Oct 4 2006, 03:34 AM
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You say you eat fucking hearts for breakfast.
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I went to the store to buy a candleholder, but they didn't have any.

So I bought a cake.


-Mitch Hedberg.
 

Posts in this topic
thanhmai   A Candleholder   Oct 4 2006, 03:34 AM
icy_wonderland   It's not really funny...or maybe I'm not i...   Oct 4 2006, 05:07 AM
one_and_only   hm..i get it..i think   Oct 4 2006, 07:22 PM
thanhmai   I guess hearing Mitch Hedberg's druggie voice ...   Oct 5 2006, 01:30 AM


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