Official Chinese Club, v6 Options

[lanbexx]

jay chou - hebe love fest.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdHdycevydc&eurl=

[iDecay]

^ Eeeeh. That video's so cute! I actually understood part of the song!

Ahaha. My mom's got me listening to that old song "Xin Tai Ruan" again and again. I used to know all the words when I was little.

[*sofakinglazy*]

Hebe is too pretty for him.

[iDecay]

Hebe's too pretty for you too, Kevin.

Hebe's such a weird name.

[fagget]

Hebe's a dykeho.

[*sofakinglazy*]

Hebe's too pretty for you too, Kevin.

Tina's jealous.

[lanbexx]

hebe likes to flirt a lot.

first farenheit, now jay chou

aiming higher and higher

[*salcha4u*]

Edison Chen next..

Listening to 我爱台妹, 台妹爱我
MCHOTDOGGGGG

[lanbexx]

sally is tai ke

[fagget]

What's tai ke?

[*salcha4u*]

Wait, I would be a taimei not a taike!!! AND I'M NOT A TAIMEI EITHER.

Eva, a taimei is a trashy white whore. Well...here

Taike are basically the Taiwanese equivalent of white trash. Generally poorly educated, poorly mannered, and way more arrogant that they should be considering they're usually poor and stupid. They have a unique dress code too - the standard taike look is much like the band Six Plus (



) sported:

The female of the species is the taimei, and they basically just dress like a combination of a retarded Japanese girl and a complete whore. They also generally have the same intellectual shortcomings as the male, if not worse.

And much like white trash, there's a trend on the rise where being taike/taimei is cool, but only if you're not actually taike/taimei. That is, the look has been coopted by the hipsters and dickheads, the same way the mullet was for a while. There's also been a new breed of taike on the rise - this kind is more a reaction to society than just a new kind of white trash. It's marked by a kind of "I don't give a f**k" attitude, and is best represented by Wu Bai, Chang Chen-yue, MC HotDog, and their ilk.

LOL @ MC HotDog. That guy sings hella dirty. Not surprised at Wu Bai!

我的阿妹妹　快來和我跳阿哥哥　Go
我知道你看到是我　妳不會說No
我不是油頭葉教授　我的Homies都叫我熱狗　for sure
女孩　就是喜歡你台台　等等去家裡home pa　要不要來
只怕你掛的太快　明天要去廟裡收驚拜拜
How High ?　We Can Kiss The Sky !
人生海海　我們不會只是　Stand One Night
One Night In 墾丁　我留下許多情
你是我的可口可樂　幫我解渴　看我穿著就知道我玩饒舌
不用說我壞話　因為我有順風耳　
如果是你肚子大　我帶你去看順風婦產科
Come on girl, come dance with me, go
I know you're looking at me, you won't say no
I'm no slicked-up and I'm not all talk
My homies all call me HotDog, for sure
Girl, I love your tai style
Let's take this party home, you want to come?
How high? We can kiss the sky!
??? We won't just be a one-night thing;
One night in Kending, ???
You're my Coca Cola, you quench my thirst
One look at how I'm dressed and you know I'm a rap star
Don't talk shit about me 'cause I've got the shunfenger [note: god-like hearing]
If your belly starts to grow, I'll take you to the ??? [notes: name of a popular Korean sitcom/name means Shunfeng Ob/Gyn Clinic]

我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　林志零算什麼
我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　侯佩涔算什麼
I love taimei, taimei love me; Lin Chihling isn't shit to me
I love taimei, taimei love me; Patty Hou isn't shit to me
[note: Lin Chihling is Taiwan's one and only (supposed) supermodel, and Patty Hou is a newsanchor/celebrity/Jay's missus, who consistently ranks in the top 3 most desired women in Taiwan.]

我不愛中國小姐　我愛台妹　萬萬歲
妳的檳榔2粒要100　好貴　有沒有含睡
如果能夠和妳共枕眠　更多更多的奶粉錢　我願意為妳貢獻
我不是愛現　請妳噴上一點點銷魂的香水
換上妳最性感的高跟鞋　人群之中　妳最亮眼
台妹來了　我是否和妳一拍即合　跟我去很多的不良場合
大家看到我都對我喊Yes Sir　因為我是公認最屌的Rapper
台妹們　麻煩和我拍拖　我不是凱子　可是付錢　也不會囉唆
純情是什麼　我不懂　我的想法很邪惡　張震嶽他懂
I don't love those prissy Chinese-style girls, I love taimei, may they reign forever
Your betelnuts are a bit steep at 2 for NT$100, ??
If I could sleep with you, I'd be happy to give you plenty of "milk powder money" [note: basically child support, though not necessarily for seperated couples.]
I'm not one for showing off
Could you put on a little of that heartmelting perfume
And put on your sexiest high heels; of everyone in the crowd you're the most eyecatching
Here she comes; will we click? We'll go to all sorts of seedy places
When they see me, everyone says to me "Yes sir!", because I'm known as the greatest rapper
Come on taimei, go out with me; I'm no fool, but I'll part with my money; I'm no yappy little tool
What's this "purity"? I dunno - my mind's much more dirty; Chang Chen-yue, he gets it

我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　林志零算什麼
我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　侯佩涔算什麼
I love taimei, taimei love me; Lin Chihling isn't shit to me
I love taimei, taimei love me; Patty Hou isn't shit to me

為了妳　我可能要投資一家檳榔攤
為了妳　家裡可能要有鋼管
為了妳　我要常常下去台南
為了妳　流氓會來找我麻煩
對於帶著一點台灣味的女生 我的腎上腺素毫不考慮亮起紅燈
畢竟妳也不是天使　我也不是聖人 時尚的野獸
那就請你滾　我受夠　你是馬戲團訓練有素的Animal　
所有　男模　女模　你在屌什麼
我就不信你現在還有處女膜　都是凱子戳
喜歡台妹說話的口音　有時候挾帶幾句靠盃三字經
愛神的箭　你要射向哪裡　這裡　Free9　張震嶽　熱狗　這裡　等你
Because of you, I could invest in a betelnut stall
Because of you, ??
Because of you, I would keep going down to Tainan
Because of you, gangsters keep giving me trouble
Girls with that Taiwanese touch get my adrenaline pumping with no thought of stopping
You're no angel, and I'm no saint - I'm a trendy beast
So step off man, I've had it with you, you circus animal
All you model wannabes, what the f**k's up?
And I really don't believe you when you say you're still a virgin - you can't fool me with that shit
I love the sound of a Taimei's voice, they way they'll let rip with some choice curse words
Cupid's arrow, where will you go? Free9, Chang Chen-yue, and HotDog are waiting right here for you

我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　林志零算什麼
我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　侯佩涔算什麼
我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　林志零算什麼
我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　侯佩涔算什麼
I love taimei, taimei love me; Lin Chihling isn't shit to me
I love taimei, taimei love me; Patty Hou isn't shit to me
I love taimei, taimei love me; Lin Chihling isn't shit to me
I love taimei, taimei love me; Patty Hou isn't shit to me

Yo Yo Yo Yo !!　Come on~　Yo Yo !!
把手放在空中甩　我叫你什麼都不用管
讓我看你把手放在空中甩　把手放在空中甩
台妹　手放在空中甩　叫你什麼都不用管
台客　手放在空中甩　把手放在空中甩
Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care
Let me see you wave your hands in the air
Wave your hands in the air
Taimei! Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care
Taike! Wave your hands in the air, just wave your hands in the air

把衣服都掀起來　把奶罩都丟上來
把衣服都掀起來　把奶罩都丟上來
把衣服都掀起來　把奶罩都丟上來
把衣服都掀起來　把奶罩都丟上來
Whip off your shirts, toss your bras in the air
Whip off your shirts, toss your bras in the air
Whip off your shirts, toss your bras in the air
Whip off your shirts, toss your bras in the air

I can actually hear them singing the bad parts in the song now.


Lin Chihling

[*.fire*]

in theory she looks pretty but the big eyes, high cheek bones and nose make her look uber weird....

[gelionie]

^ but Lin Chiling is known as the top and most famous model in Taiwan.
And she's making a lot of money.

[Gigi]

Wow, I haven't posted in one of these topics in a LONG time.

I prefer the supposed top models from Hong Kong over Lin Chiling.

[*salcha4u*]

Lin Chihling is the only supermodel in Taiwan lol

HEY Gigi isn't that a song under your avatar? (ke ai nü ren)
That song is hella old!

[Gigi]

^ It's actually Fen Lie, from his 8 Dimensions album. =p

I've recently become re-obsessed with Jay Chou, but I'm sure that's going to die down in a month or so.

[*salcha4u*]

Haha yeah! I think Julia made me listen to that song a couple months back. Brought a lot of memories too.



我愛台妹　
台妹愛我　

[*sofakinglazy*]

[lanbexx]

我愛台妹　
台妹愛我　

sally, dont be jealous and try to steal those taiwanese girls away from me

< avatar = lin chi ling. hot!

[*salcha4u*]

Why Philip will be going nowhere in life:

lanbexx: im plenty sexy
wonders75: hahaaha
wonders75: haha
lanbexx: whats so funny about that
lanbexx: uve seen my myspace pictures
lanbexx: u know im damn sexy
lanbexx: ill quote myself
lanbexx: "im not hot, im spicy"

And betel nut sluts! I mean...girls...

[*sofakinglazy*]

Thats the third time you posted that.

[lanbexx]

-___- u save these things??

[pandamonium]

aww too bad i am not chinese. i would totally join if i was part CHECQKWA

[gelionie]

Anyone see Joyce Cheng's 1st official song's MV?
She's the daughter of Cheng Siu Chao and Shen Dei Ha ("fat sister").

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAXzkkSqaQk

It's so ridiculous awful.
She's too desperate to get into the music industry when her mum's sick in hospital.

[*salcha4u*]

欣宜mv

HEY 宜 is part of my chinese name. It's 周宜_ (can't find last character)

Anyway yeah, nice voice....worst video I have ever seen