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*Funkadelic Kiss*
post Aug 18 2006, 12:23 AM
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Okay. Story time kids. Yay clap.gif.
So one day I was in my room talking on my phone while my parents were downstairs 2 floors doing whatever they do ph34r.gif. We were talking about whatever we usually talk about when she suddenly tells me to go on the Abercrombie & Fitch because there was a hot model guy on the front page whistling.gif. So of course I do rolleyes.gif. So as I type in the last two words & hit enter. My dad comes in & on the screen is a guy's body with his pants unzipped sly.gif. My dad looks at the screen & goes "What the f**k?" then - okay end of story time kids _smile.gif.
Moral of the story don't go on Abercrombie & Fitch site when your parents are in the house & they'll think your porn-free _smile.gif. Point of the topic is: has this ever happen to you when somonee walks in at the wrong moment & sees what looks like porn on your computer screen?
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 12:24 AM
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post Aug 18 2006, 12:28 AM
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Hmmm.. I remember Jimmy showed me a picture of him shirtless. zipped.gif He didn't warn me that it was shirtless, so when I clicked, my mom was behind me. I closed it quickly though, so she didn't see it. XD.gif Okay, so not porn, but my parents are like.. sfjlsdnfjsdfn.
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 12:36 AM
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i always end up looking at something that looks *~*suspicious*~* when people walk by (i have a family computer).
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 12:52 AM
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no. thankfully
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 01:04 AM
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..can't say that I have. Are free condoms all you ever think about?
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 01:05 AM
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I'm usually the one who ends up seeing something on someone else's computer.

I have my own computer in my room, and when my friend's are over I'm not on my computer. So no worries.
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 01:09 AM
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QUOTE(mo_rox @ Aug 17 2006, 10:36 PM) *
i always end up looking at something that looks *~*suspicious*~* when people walk by (i have a family computer).
My family always walk in when I have something suspicious on my computer too. I walked in on my brother too rolleyes.gif. I swear to god it was porn, but I couldn't see because he closed the window really quick.
QUOTE(Kathleen @ Aug 17 2006, 11:04 PM) *
..can't say that I have. Are free condoms all you ever think about?
I don't know, do I _unsure.gif?
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 01:25 AM
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LOL Hmm yes it was my grandmother to and she just turned around and left lol
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 01:26 AM
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They don't bother my computer (or me) much anymore.

Not after I started giggling uncontrollably at (seemingly) nothing. Actually, more like after they discovered that I don't read nice, normal fiction.
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 01:57 AM
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Actually, I still want my free condoms and porn tapes whistling.gif















But no those kind of things never happened to me, thankfully.
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 04:09 AM
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Well, no. But it waaas a shirtless guy, and my mom walked in. I closed it quick enough, but she kept asking me who it was. >_> Not really porn.. but ugh, somewhat close enough.
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 04:38 AM
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What the fack.
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I still want my free condoms birth control pills & porn tapes bitch!

Just kidding.

I remember when I was looking through the "sexcii chest thread" once, and my older brother came into my room and saw my computer screen and said, "..what the heck? Who are those people?" laugh.gif That was funny, he had me scroll through some pages so he could check out some of girls' pictures who posted. I was just sitting there with my hand over my face like, "..oh my god." Lol.
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 09:03 AM
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I was at my friends myspace, and he has this like nude picture of Jessica Alba, so I have to like scroll pass it everytime I leave a comment or whatever. And once, my parents saw and were like "WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" so now, everytime i go to his site, ilike scroll down supperr fast so I won't see the picture.
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 09:11 AM
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Yeah, my dad always comes in at the worst times. My friends will be like, "google so and so and click on the fourth result" and then my dad will walk in when they're posing naked or something. And then I yell at my friends for being horny bastards.
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 09:58 AM
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post Aug 18 2006, 10:10 AM
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I was looking at the Nine Dolphins topic when my brother was like "Dude, this is what you do when you're online?"
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 10:31 AM
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This has happend to my dad but I was the one looking.
My dad was on the computer one time going over his e-mails as we were talking and he was like. " Hmm, Whats this? " He thought it was ok and what not! I rememeber the title of it was Shark Attack! So.. My dad thought it really was a shark attack and you would see blood and blah blah blah. So, I come over sit down waiting for the ugly shark to pop up. When he clicks it there is this fat woman and a Big dude dressed up in a shark outfit on top of one another having sex. I said to my dad.. " What kind of people do you know that send you this kind of stuff?" Then he said " It's Blah Blah from church. " Hahahah My poor dad.
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 11:20 AM
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Yeah. Once I was looking at my cousin's xanga and she took a picture of how sunburned her shoulder got compared her chest (but she didn't show anything) and my uncle was like: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 01:55 PM
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Haha, me and my friend were playing that flash game "Boobs or Butt" and it shows you a close up shot of clevage or a girls butt crack and you have to guess if it's a butt or boobs and my mom walked and and was like "WTH!" XD.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 01:59 PM
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My parents never really cared much about what I was watching, but my mom would laugh and yell "What IS that?!" if I was looking at something that may have been slightly suggestive, like two people kissing. Yeah, the only reason I wouldn't have wanted my mom to see something like that is cause she'd have made fun of me. ;_;
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 02:00 PM
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Haha..sorry! That story was really amusing. XD.gif

No, I've never been caught in any situations like that. I don't go on any sites like that..although I DO go on the abercrombie site sometimes - I've just never seen any close to porn stuff. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 02:02 PM
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Never happens to me...you all are so unlucky people
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 02:55 PM
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QUOTE(iRock cB @ Aug 18 2006, 2:55 PM) *
Haha, me and my friend were playing that flash game "Boobs or Butt" and it shows you a close up shot of clevage or a girls butt crack and you have to guess if it's a butt or boobs and my mom walked and and was like "WTH!" XD.gif


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough, hack, hack* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
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post Aug 18 2006, 03:56 PM
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thank goodness, no. O.o
 

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