bubble gum, humor Options

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An Asian guy is having his snack (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American : "You Asian folks eat the whole bread??"

Asian (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don`t. In the States, we only eat what`sinside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Asia."

The American has a smirk on his face. The Asian guy listens in silence.

The American persists: "do you eatjelly with the bread??"

Asian : "Of Course."

American : (cracking his gum between his teethand chuckling). "We don`t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in
containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Asia."

Asian ( pissed off) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American : "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.

Asian : And what do you do with the condoms once you`ve used them?"

American : "We throw them away, of course."
Asian : "We don`t. In Asia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America."