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There was once this lass, her name was georgett, in the state of WISCONSIN!!!
She liked to eat cheese. ^_^ But then again, who doesnt?
anyways.
She just moved into a new house, and got her bed setup and tried to go to sleep, then she heard this loud noise coming from underneath her bed. She got up and looked, and saw this monster sitting there growling, so she ran.
Then she found The Amazing Stefan fighting back the evil hords of Tele-marketers, and asked him to help.

Of course Stefan agreed. So stefan pogo sticked back to Georgette home. Stefan flipped the bed, and the monster threw a waffle at Stefan, stefan answered with shooting the projectile waffle with his syrup guns, the monster ran over and devoured the waffle, then burst out into song.......everyhone joined in.

Waffles
Waffle, oh waffle. I love to eat waffles and pigs like Truffles, but me and waffles Go back so far, Before I drove a car Waffles are better than pancakes too, Pancakes just, taste like pooo Then there is kathleen, she is nice and clean I love her soo... She pimped my ymspace And now its better than your-space Becuase kathleen made it so...and your jsut...a fCUkign ho... SO GO FKUCING KILL YOURSELF! GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC OR FUCIKGN OVERDOSE ON YOUR FCUKING MEDICATION! YOU FuKING SLUT!

As it turns out, the growling was the mourning and stomach growlings of the monster, for he had no syrup to put on his waffles.
Now, Stefan, georgette, and the monster all fight the evil telemarketer forces togethor,
STEFAN WITH HIS SYRUP GUNS....OF JUSTICE!
Georgette WITH HER WAFFLE IRON WHIP!
AND THE MONSTER WITH HIS PROJECTILE WAFFLES!
^_^
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