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 Aug 2 2006, 04:20 PM
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 All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy  Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858  |
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas. 7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.) 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral". 14. One word: Flatulence! 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 16. Do Tai Chi exercises. 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!" 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!" 19. Give religious literature to each passenger. 20. Meow occasionally. 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!" 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons. 25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You''re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!" 29. Leave a box between the doors. 30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers. 32. Start a sing-along. 33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" 34. Play the harmonica. 35. Shadow box. 36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor. 37. Lean against the button panel. 38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons. 39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space". 41. Bring a chair along. 42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 43. Blow spit bubbles. 44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger." 50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!" |
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Aug 2 2006, 04:22 PM
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 yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
WE ARE THE MIGHTY MIGHTY WHORES
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Aug 2 2006, 04:22 PM
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Aug 2 2006, 04:23 PM
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All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
NOT IF I LICK YOU FIRST YOU DIRTY HAIRBALL!!!
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Aug 2 2006, 04:24 PM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
You just wish you were a man
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Aug 2 2006, 04:24 PM
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^HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
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Aug 2 2006, 04:25 PM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
I'm so sexy that I eat little kids for lunch
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Aug 2 2006, 04:27 PM
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Aug 2 2006, 04:28 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Peek a boo.
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Aug 2 2006, 04:29 PM
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 the guy in the blue shares the same birthday as me HAHA |
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Aug 2 2006, 04:31 PM
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All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
Look at his facial expression as he falls. It is hilarious.
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Aug 2 2006, 04:32 PM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
Ha..that is funny..i am so bored
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Aug 2 2006, 04:33 PM
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hhahahha i know! hahahah
dfgkjlhfludhfulihihilshfgerhugfigfhreligerhguierhgieulrghe. |
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Aug 2 2006, 04:34 PM
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All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
My head hurts...
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Aug 2 2006, 04:34 PM
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why?
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Aug 2 2006, 04:36 PM
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All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
Because I got kicked in the head this morning. We had this mini FIFA tournament at my friend's house and I got hit in the head. It hurt but we won so it doesn't matter.
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Aug 2 2006, 04:37 PM
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hahahaha.
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Aug 2 2006, 04:39 PM
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All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
What is so funny?
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Aug 2 2006, 04:40 PM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
         
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Aug 2 2006, 04:42 PM
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QUOTE(Billy Joe @ Aug 2 2006, 1:39 PM)  What is so funny? when you said " We had this mini FIFA tournament at my friend's house and I got hit in the head. It hurt but we won so it doesn't matter. " i thought of cristiano ronaldo
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Aug 2 2006, 04:43 PM
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Aug 2 2006, 04:44 PM
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ian i think you`re right. i need
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Aug 2 2006, 04:44 PM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
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Aug 2 2006, 04:46 PM
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they really might as well put this up.
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Aug 2 2006, 04:48 PM
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All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
Well atleast they were honest... And yes you do need help.
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